Bacon Officially Cures Nosebleeds
According to BWE,
A new medical study conducted by Detroit Medical Center recommends a method called “nasal packing with strips of cured pork” as an effective way to treat uncontrollable nosebleeds…
“Cured salted pork crafted as a nasal tampon and packed within the nasal vaults successfully stopped nasal hemorrhage promptly, effectively, and without sequelae …”
Hooray, coke addicts! What you already do when you're high is now medically acceptable.
Maple bacon for every nose!
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