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Seattle Woman Marries a Building

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 30, 2012 at 12:00PM

Yesterday, a Seattle woman married a 107-year-old warehouse set for demolition.

Said the bride's proud parents, "You see how batshit crazy our daughter is.  The fact that anything would marry her, even without consent, seems like a miracle to us."

Poor people and people of color were seen shaking their heads and saying, "Fuckin' white bitches."

[via Nothing To Do With Arbroath / video via KOMO]

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