This Exists: Sexy Vampire Feminine Pad
Do you love Twilight? What about Vampire Diaries? Do you have a heavy flow? Perfect! Then boy do I have the reusable feminine napkin for you!
From Etsy:
An extra long version of the Goddess pad, measuring at a whopping 16 inches long it's surely to be the only pad you'll need for your heaviest overnight flows or after childbirth. This listing is for one XL Goddess Pad in the "Sexy Vampire" print.
You'll never meet a real vampire wearing that clunky thing! Get a tampon, you weirdo!
[Etsy via Dangerous Minds]
