Looks like Christmas and Hulk Hogan have both come early this year.
Yes, Gawker reports that a (NSFW) sex tape of Hogan, famed wrestler and renowned dreamboat, has hit the internet. The exceedingly sexy clip features Hogan complaining that he just ate 10 minutes before the act, checking his cellphone, and of course, piledriving some poor young female with an apparent fetish for leathery biceps and aggressive tan lines.
As exciting as this tape is, I'm still waiting for one from Gary Busey, which will hopefully feature the line "Fuck, I just ate 2 meatball subs."
You can watch the clip here. And make sure to wear a bandana. It'll come in handy when the weeping starts.