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UPDATE On Daniel's Petitions To The President

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 3, 2013 at 5:00PM

The White House took down two of our petitions! Not. Cool.

Bed, Bath & Beyond Petition

Apparently the government wants to think they're getting a better deal on an ice cream maker than their neighbor, even though it's obvious their neighbor ALSO got a 20% off coupon, because they took down our Bed, Bath & Beyond proposal.

Dave Chappelle Petition

Then they saw the Dave Chappelle petition, but were still so mad about the coupons! So that one is down too. You can't get between somebody and their savings.

Turns out it's really hard to change America. But you can still sign these other petitions:

1. Pass a law to unite the Dakotas into one state.

2. Get rid of all coins. And $10's and $50's. And butterscotch hard candies. 

3. Grant US citizenship to any Mexican who can make a killer fish taco.