Girls Night In!
Don't anyone invite me to do anything tonight. I've got a date with this bonus offer and my VCR copy of The First Wives Club.
[via reddit]
How Soon Can We Have Sex In The Back Of Your Truck?
You're telling me that pickup doesn't have nuts hanging off the back? Mind blown.
[via imgur]
Lana Dog Rey Is Like Lana Del Rey, But Better
Lorne Michaels is all like, "Shit. I didn't know we could get a musical guest that doesn't even speak! We missed out."
[via BWE]
Tell It To Me Straight, Sign
"Yeah, exactly." —Girl who is about to walk through a park at night alone
[via The High Def]
Kristen Stewart Explains Valentine's Day
Hey, um, guys. It's like Valentine's Day. Why not have the most romantical person in Hollywood tell you what that means?
The more spot-on her impression of Kristen Stewart gets, the more you'll want to kill her.
[via Stuff, previously: K-Stew Explains Christmas]
Listen Guys, I Had To Post This
Somehow this group of friends is still way better looking than your group of friends.
[via izismile]
Where Should You Stick It This Valentine's Day?
I'm sorry, what were you saying? Couldn't quite hear you.
My boyfriend was busy showing me he cares.
[via Chive]
Our Special Day
"I."
"E."
"Sometimes y."
[via Complex]
Don Corleone Baby Is Not Amused
A man who laughs at his family can never be a real man.
[via Hairpin]










