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This Seems Like A Totally Legit And Not At All Sketchy Way To Travel The World
Are you attractive? Are you dumb? Then I have the perfect opportunity for you to go missing see the world!
There are rich, handsome, successful men looking for a woman to rape then murder spend all their money on in a foreign country! And that lucky woman could be you.
Sign up now at IveNeverSeenTheNews.com!
[via The High Def]
All new episodes of Tosh.0 return on Tuesday, May 29th at 10/9c on Comedy Central!
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Babysitter's Club
You haven't robbed the cradle until you've robbed an actual cradle.
[via izismile]
All new episodes of Tosh.0 return on Tuesday, May 29th at 10/9c on Comedy Central!
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Tilda Swinton Looks Exactly Like David Bowie, And Of Course There's A Blog About It
TILDA STARDUST is a blog "dedicated to the belief that Tilda and Bowie are one person".
Best of luck, aliens, in conquering a planet with these kinds of priorities.
[via Videogum]
All new episodes of Tosh.0 return on Tuesday, May 29th at 10/9c on Comedy Central!
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The Preezy of the United Steezy Slow Jams The News
Last night on Fallon, Obama stopped by slow jam the news, proving that he is pretty damn cool.
Though not quite as black as Brian Williams.
[via The DW]
All new episodes of Tosh.0 return on Tuesday, May 29th at 10/9c on Comedy Central!
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Who Wants A Piece Of Cheeseburger Crust Pizza?
First we found out that Pizza Hut UK has Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza and now this!?
WHAT THE EFF, AMERICAN PIZZA HUT? WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID AND BORING?
If I want pizza with pepperonis and cheese, I'm going to go anywhere besides Pizza Hut because it will undoubtedly taste better. But if I'm in the mood for a pizza stuffed with a cheeseburger or a hot dog, I'm lookin' at you, disgusting fast food chain restaurant. And you're dropping the ball.
Make it a double cheeseburger. Add bacon. Do what it takes to get this thing to the States.
[via Eater]
All new episodes of Tosh.0 return on Tuesday, May 29th at 10/9c on Comedy Central!
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This Breastfeeding Ad Is Creepy As Shit
Keep your fully grown chompers and your ability to string words into a coherent argument as far as possible from a nipple! Little fucking weirdo.
[via Consumerist]
All new episodes of Tosh.0 return on Tuesday, May 29th at 10/9c on Comedy Central!
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Might Wanna Rethink The Name Of Your Church
Pretty sure "OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD" is up for grabs.
[via reddit]
All new episodes of Tosh.0 return on Tuesday, May 29th at 10/9c on Comedy Central!
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Frog Thinks It's A Person
Patiently awaiting the bus to a middle school science lab.
[via The Daily What]
All new episodes of Tosh.0 return on Tuesday, May 29th at 10/9c on Comedy Central!
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There Are No Stupid Questions, Only Stupid Tattoos
Jesus is her gardener. He's really into medical experiments.
[via The Clearly Dope]
All new episodes of Tosh.0 return on Tuesday, May 29th at 10/9c on Comedy Central!
