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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, May 22

Is It Racist? – Blog Edition

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 8, 2012 at 11:00AM

YUP.

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asian

noodles

olympics

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Honey Boo Boo Child Is Back

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 7, 2012 at 6:00PM

Mars it is then.

[via Uproxx]

Brinkley's Had A Tough Life

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 7, 2012 at 5:00PM

Says he was once stomped on by a giant bitch. -Ant

[via imgur]

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ants

attacked

flower

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tv

Calm Down With The Apostrophes, Guys

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 7, 2012 at 3:00PM

Unfortunately, that's not true.

[via FailBlog]

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bad tattoos

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The Ugly Sister

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 7, 2012 at 2:00PM

When you have kids with Tori Spelling it's gonna be a toss-up.

[via izismile]

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animal

brother

cute

dog

kid

pet

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Welp.

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 7, 2012 at 11:00AM

At least Monday's over.

[via Arbroath]

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accident

car

crash

drive-thru

literal

pharmacy

We Get It, Russia

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 6, 2012 at 6:00PM

For when you want your vodka to taste more like feet.

[via izismile]

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alcohol

feet

gross

meth heads

russia

shoe

vodka

wtf

A Very Effective Anti-Smoking Campaign

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 6, 2012 at 5:00PM

"I'm addicted to cigarettes but I'm more addicted to not listening to this rap so I'll quit smoking now." -Everyone on that campus

[via Videogum]

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adult

campus

LCC

music video

rap

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smoke free

song

This Is What I Sound Like At Karaoke

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 6, 2012 at 3:00PM

She's having difficulty controlling THE VOLUME OF HER VOICE.

[via Rats Off]

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cat stevens

child

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Objection! Counsel Is Leading The Witness!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 6, 2012 at 2:00PM

Mom, my principal is on the phone. She wants to know if you want to get drinks.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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child

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