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I bet he also says "you too" when ticket rippers tell him to enjoy his movie.

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Whatever you do, don't get a raise.

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That's it. There's just the one step. But it feels pretty good.

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Just edges out Knife or Banana as your favorite thing Kate Upton has ever done.

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Let's never do drugs and always go rollerskating. Pete Wentz and the voice of Eric Cartman are there! Plus all these children who make good decisions.

Although I'm pretty sure the kid who said no to meth was lying.

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When I was a kid, we had to carry our gramophones around the salad bar. You youngins don't know how good you have it!

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The real lesson here is that if you're going to take a picture with a topless woman in Europe, make sure you also pick things up when you drop them.

That's marriage.

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This parking lot is a metaphor for the Internet today.

Look at this goose in the one wet spot!

It's been fun, guys.

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Party of 1 dining can be fun. Twitter! A book! Who needs a friend when you have so many damn questions about the menu?!

If you find yourself constantly surrounded by other people but you still want to give her tips a try, cut your bangs like that.

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Controversial "dating" site AshleyMadison.com is offering a $1 million reward to anyone who can prove they've had sex with self-proclaimed virgin Tim Tebow.

Good thing you framed that condom. Because you're going to have to provide evidence. And a picture of him Tebowing next to your bed probably won't do.

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