Sam Jarvis

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Amanda Bynes got arrested for throwing a bong out her window. Also, looks like a crackhead. 
• A kid was KO'd by a Disney dancer. Just another day at the happiest place on earth.
• Rappers doing amazing things, like making nachos.
• Seth Rogan shows us how to roll a cross joint. Psh as if I don't already know.
• Chicks without bras on! Somebody turn up the AC.
• RentAGrandma is a site where you can rent a grandma.
• This girl is really good at the guitar and should probably drop out of school to be a rockstar.
• Creative ways to open a beer compilation. Bottle openers are efficient but BORING.
• Speaking of beer, Hanson launched a beer called MmmHops. Title perfection.
• A mom called the cops on her son because he stole her Poptarts. They're a hot commodity, if you toast them.
• How to travel is basically how to get away with shit at hotels.
• And here's Rihanna's ass in some kind of denim thong because why the hell not.

[photo via NY Daily News]

Never has a sweater vest looked SO FUCKING GANGSTER.

[via YouTube- thanks Jeff!]

There are only so many Justin Bieber songs he can listen to in a row.

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That guy is a total petal-phile.

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I hope she means a charred frankfurter, and not a burned hot dog.

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Each week this summer, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic.

So if nobody makes a Leave Amanda Bynes Alone video it's cool to keep ragging on her, right?

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Craigslist ad of the day. Which reminds me, I should schedule a bikini wax.
• Morgan Freeman fell asleep during an interview. ADORABLE.
• A classic faceplant. Yeah no your neck is totally supposed to bend that way.
• Demi Moore's boyfriend had a pearl put into his dickhole. Anything to make that vag feel young! That's what it's for, right?
• Kesha drank her own piss. It's like her tongue is a pregnancy test.
• Underboobs again! Can you ever really have enough?
• Beardvertising. If it ain't gettin' you laid, might as well make a few bucks off of it.
• Lance Armstrong likes it when people lick his butthole. Allegedly.
• Joe Francis said the jurors on his trial should be shot by a firing squad. But not really cause now he's taking it back.
• And 20 Bob Saget tweets. Don't you wish it was 500 Bob Saget tweets? He's so dirty!

[photo via Barstool]

One day he'll lose the weight and we'll pretend they're Coke Zeros.

[via Ugliest Tattoos]

That medal is for bloodiest nipples.

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