Sam Jarvis

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Craigslist ad of the day. Which reminds me, I should schedule a bikini wax.
• Morgan Freeman fell asleep during an interview. ADORABLE.
• A classic faceplant. Yeah no your neck is totally supposed to bend that way.
• Demi Moore's boyfriend had a pearl put into his dickhole. Anything to make that vag feel young! That's what it's for, right?
• Kesha drank her own piss. It's like her tongue is a pregnancy test.
• Underboobs again! Can you ever really have enough?
• Beardvertising. If it ain't gettin' you laid, might as well make a few bucks off of it.
• Lance Armstrong likes it when people lick his butthole. Allegedly.
• Joe Francis said the jurors on his trial should be shot by a firing squad. But not really cause now he's taking it back.
• And 20 Bob Saget tweets. Don't you wish it was 500 Bob Saget tweets? He's so dirty!

[photo via Barstool]

One day he'll lose the weight and we'll pretend they're Coke Zeros.

[via Ugliest Tattoos]

That medal is for bloodiest nipples.

[via Izismile]

Maybe this seems racist but at least they're allowed on the same court.

[via FailBlog]

Look he's got a lot of things to do today, and wiping his ass just isn't one of them.

[via I am Bored]

I'll do it, Jae. But only because you're my sister.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments! Or else I'll get REALLY mad.

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Waka Flocka Flame in the studio. Yeah he makes MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.
• DVD that smells like pizza. Don't eat your DVDs.
• A doctor prescribed blowjobs. Suddenly husbands care about their wives' health.
• An Oreo spoon. This just in: your hands work fine for this task.
• 15 hotties you should be following on Instagram. Wait am I not on there??
• A Dutch TV host drank breast milk from a woman's titties. Where are the Dutch pancakes when you need 'em.
• Here's Anthony Weiner singing If I Only Had A Brain. Seems about right.
• Weed bacon? Eat bacon get high want food eat more bacon get more high. Slippery slope.
• Zombie Parkour is so internet trendy I'm surprised there isn't a cat meme in it.
• Another Busey Zone! This time talking about butt plugs and cows.
• And how to make a mini bow and arrow with flame arrows. It's summer. Get crafty.

[photo via Buzzfeed]

I want to, but I'm having trouble finding your establishment's fart box.

[via The Chive]

It's a gymnast, it's a dog, it's Superman!

[via Uberhumor, Uberhumor again, I am Bored]

"Is Orange Juice meeting us down there?"

"Yep. And Yogurt Parfait."

[via Izismile]