Sam Jarvis

"It's fine, we'll absorb the impact with our brittle bones and love handles."

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After this video he slept for 3 days straight.

Previously: Brant does the wobble.

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"Powdered sugar on top?"

"Yes please."

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Just trying to give Cameron the whole spectrum of exotic dancers.

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• The best used car ad ever. Extra junk in that trunk. 
• A crazy naked guy ninja-ing in the subway. He must do yoga. And drugs.
• 24 things to do to a passed out friend, IF they leave their shoes on.
• Ciara got served on stage. Like, with a lawsuit.
• A 6th grade teacher showed his class Saw. Homework: Have nightmares!
• Kanye may have cheated on Kim with a model, and I use the term "model" loosely.
• A Wendy's location has a 9-patty burger, in case you want to kill yourself but aren't sure of the MEATIEST way to do it.
• A woman with a chainsaw and a ski mask chased kids around her neighborhood. What else is she supposed to do? Missouri is boring.
• Amanda Bynes is still on top of her Twitter game. And is coming out with an album.
• Top ten highest budget pornos. Remember when Pirates came out?! The good ol' days.
• And a very sexy Turkish model. Happy Humpday!

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"They're inside of you before you even know they're in the room."

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"Motherfunction".

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Phone case gems are the new hair.

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No lifeguard on duty. Feel free to drown your kids.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

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