Sam Jarvis

…And long walks on the beach.

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You know what would've made the shadow uglier? If it had that lipstick on.

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Because she suggested something new, Natalie is now my best friend. Or was she already??

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• James Franco is hilarious. I'm laughing at him, not with him.
• I Fucked My Aunt feat. T-Pain is an actual song. Guess what it's about!
• This guy is my personal hero. Seriously nailed it.
• Kobe Bryant tweeted a photo of his achilles surgery and now my feet hurt.
• Bacon hot dogs are here in time for summer. Meat in meat. Yum.
• Dr. Dre and Jimmy Iovine just gave USC $70 million dollars. Hell yes, Fight On.
• Here are 26 excellent faceplants, because injury is hysterical unless it happens to you.
• This is a weird video. But I think you'll like it.
• So what ARE the benefits of an orgasm? Besides orgasming, obviously.
• DJs complaining really made my day. You spoiled little fucks.
• BONUS LINK: Adriana Lima's Instagram. Gotta keep my ducklings happy.

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No editing required for Amanda Bynes!

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Can't get enough 30 for 30.0? Check out this additional footage from last night's 30 for 30.0!

Congratulations to DCVDNS, creator of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

Don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's 30 for 30.0 was Nerf Hoops (above)
• A man baby woke up
• A kid loved baby oil
• A crack ninja put up a fight in this week's Video Breakdown
• We had more Porch Time With Mema: Favorite TV Shows
• Daniel started his African Tosh.0 spinoff
• And Daniel put his life in your hands.

"Fashion is so personal. It's like going on television in a bathrobe." -Cynthia Rowley

I know, it's all you can talk about. Where did he get that awesome scarf? WHO MAKES THOSE FINGERLESS GLOVES?! Daniel's Tuesday wardrobe is your Wednesday must-have.

Tonight Daniel wore a Pashmina Boutique cashmere bathrobe, Industry Of All Nations slippers, Neiman Marcus cashmere shorts, and a Polo white undershirt.  He's like Hue Hefner, only 158 years younger.

Daniel gave himself ten years to make it in showbiz and it's come to an end.

If you think Daniel has "made it", he lives. But if you think Daniel hasn't made it, then he will have to kill himself.

Vote now until midnight of May 28th. His future is in your hands.