Sam Jarvis

Each week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog. 

This is the dumb shit people USED to like on the internet. Now they like THIS.

[via YouTube]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• 30 high school kids suspended because of twerk video. But the internet made them do it!
• You can't name your baby Anal anymore. Yeah I know. It sucks.
• Some chick took boobie pics during the A's game, marking the first interesting thing to happen at a baseball game.
• Here's Vanilla Ice as Captain Hook… HOW THE HELL DID I MISS THIS.
• Amanda Bynes is playing Strip Twitter with herself lately. Cool fishnets.
• The worst children's toys ever made, besides My First Rifle (too soon?)
• Nipples! Because I've given you enough butts lately.
• Sex toy races are all the rage in Vegas. I hope they treat them humanely.
• Someone's looking for a nudist roommate. If you wanna jack off together that's cool too.
• And for you crazy cats out there, here's 80's Don Draper's Twitter account. Yes.

[photo via Barstool]

I assume the inside says, "I'm here for you while you eat more/do less drugs."

[via Failblog]

"Slate grey was the right choice, babygirl."

[via Acid Cow]

'Cause if you were I'd want you to tell me.

[via Izismile]

It's really hard to slow dance with him. :(

[via The Chive]

It's them stains, Zach. But yes I saw them, and yes I want to see them again.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• The worst hairdos ever, and by worst I think they mean best
• Instagram unbanned ThatLooksLikeADick. Thank God because I love looking at penis clouds and whatnot.
• A guy called 911 EIGHTY times requesting Kool-Aid, burgers and weed. He got arrested.
• New Pizza Hut App lets you order on your Xbox. Go on, you lazy fucks! Enjoy!
• Painting a hot dog on your iPad using hot dogs. He's disguised his voice so I'm guessing this was made by Donald Trump.
• Happy Hump Day! Here are more girl's asses. Don't say I didn't do you any favors.
• 50 most ridiculous man caves. If you have one of these you'll stay single because ew.
• Here's what Bruce Jenner looks like this week. The Kardashian Klan has finally turned him into a woman!
• And Andrew Bynum flamenco dancing. Because why not.

[photo via World Wide Interweb]

His sperm count may be low but his energy is THROUGH THE ROOF.

[via Poorly Dressed]

That was a weird dinner party.

[via Acid Cow]