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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, May 21

Do You See What I See

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | October 13, 2010 at 4:00PM

Wait is this hairstyle called the "Ross" or the "Rachel?"

See what I did? A 1997 "Friends" joke.
Ah, memories.

via Skull Swap

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"Where News Hits Home"

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | October 13, 2010 at 2:00PM

Literally.

No wonder people are reading the internet more than the paper.

via reddit

McHappy As Long As You Both Shall Live

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | October 13, 2010 at 12:00PM

via CNN

Really, McDonald's? Wedding packages in Hong Kong?

Guess what, we've always had those.  This is America, dammit.

Need more proof? Fine.

More and more and more and more.

Mind Your Manners

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | October 13, 2010 at 11:00AM

Technique isn't important here.  He's clearly working with a really big fork.

via The High Definite

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Rat Lady

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | October 12, 2010 at 4:00PM

I thought cat ladies were the problem. Nope, it's rat ladies. Or this rat lady, at least. Don't think this video is over until she starts talking about the dead one.

Wow.

I can't express how happy I am that I'm on the other side of the country. Have fun with that lunatic, New York!

via Dlisted

Haters Gonna Hate

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | October 12, 2010 at 2:00PM

Hey, haters always gonna hate, but now there's a site specifically for hating: Hater's World!

Hate away, anonymously. It's like anonymous Twitter, or Facebook, or MySpace…. you get the drift.  Hate on anything. Even …garlic bread?

"I'm hatin' on whoever created garlic bread. It tastes so damn good but it makes your breath smell like open ass."

Good work, America.

via Gorilla Mask

Not All Weddings Are Boring

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | October 12, 2010 at 11:00AM

Is this how they did it in the Middle Ages?

Something tells me she hasn't always had that chastity belt on.

via reddit

This Is What It Is

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | October 11, 2010 at 6:00PM

Yep, a dog paddling in the air. But I love it.

Not sure if the hysterical laughter makes this video better, worse, or way worse.

via reddit

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Before They Wore Meat Dresses: Lady Gaga

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | October 11, 2010 at 5:00PM

This is a clip from a 2001 episode of "The Sopranos" featuring none other than our Lady of Gaga.

"Wow!" you say, "So she can act too?"

Well, not "act" as much as "get two to three seconds of screen time."

But it wasn't her first go-round trying to get famous without the use of hideous costuming, oh no. She was on MTV's "Boiling Points" back in the day looking like the normal, all-American girl she tries so hard not to be.

Apparently, when you don't wear cold cuts splayed across your chest you don't get that much attention.

At least she's learned from it.

via Blame It On The Voices

That's One Kind Of Stressbuster

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | October 11, 2010 at 2:00PM

The reason this picture is funny has nothing to do with dark clouds or cheeseburgers, it's the sign itself.

If you're not hip on the internet lingo, this should explain it for ya.

NOW do you get it? We're an internet show. You people need to be on top of these things.

via The Daily What

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