Wait is this hairstyle called the "Ross" or the "Rachel?"

See what I did? A 1997 "Friends" joke.
Ah, memories.

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Literally.

No wonder people are reading the internet more than the paper.

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Really, McDonald's? Wedding packages in Hong Kong?

Guess what, we've always had those.  This is America, dammit.

Need more proof? Fine.

More and more and more and more.

Technique isn't important here.  He's clearly working with a really big fork.

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I thought cat ladies were the problem. Nope, it's rat ladies. Or this rat lady, at least. Don't think this video is over until she starts talking about the dead one.

Wow.

I can't express how happy I am that I'm on the other side of the country. Have fun with that lunatic, New York!

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Hey, haters always gonna hate, but now there's a site specifically for hating: Hater's World!

Hate away, anonymously. It's like anonymous Twitter, or Facebook, or MySpace…. you get the drift.  Hate on anything. Even …garlic bread?

"I'm hatin' on whoever created garlic bread. It tastes so damn good but it makes your breath smell like open ass."

Good work, America.

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Is this how they did it in the Middle Ages?

Something tells me she hasn't always had that chastity belt on.

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Yep, a dog paddling in the air. But I love it.

Not sure if the hysterical laughter makes this video better, worse, or way worse.

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This is a clip from a 2001 episode of "The Sopranos" featuring none other than our Lady of Gaga.

"Wow!" you say, "So she can act too?"

Well, not "act" as much as "get two to three seconds of screen time."

But it wasn't her first go-round trying to get famous without the use of hideous costuming, oh no. She was on MTV's "Boiling Points" back in the day looking like the normal, all-American girl she tries so hard not to be.

Apparently, when you don't wear cold cuts splayed across your chest you don't get that much attention.

At least she's learned from it.

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The reason this picture is funny has nothing to do with dark clouds or cheeseburgers, it's the sign itself.

If you're not hip on the internet lingo, this should explain it for ya.

NOW do you get it? We're an internet show. You people need to be on top of these things.

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Well, if your Facebook profile is public, that means you're bound to be on Openbook, a search site that scans FB status updates for key words and displays the results. It's angled to find updates that aren't shouldn't be so public, like "I cheated," "I'm drunk," and "don't tell anyone." You can even "like" Openbook. Are you checking your profile settings yet?

But I wanted to see what good it can do. So I searched "love Tosh.0" and found a whole lotta nice comments …much better then the hateful comments we get all over the web. Perhaps I should use this site more often.

Then I searched for my name and quickly decided against it.

They say, "don't hate; participate" but I really want to hate on them for being so unoriginal.

The internet might get you into trouble at work, but it's also here to help.

Idlekeyboard, a site designed to play the looped sound of someone typing on a keyboard, can help you out making it sound like you're not.

You can use that to take a nap underneath your cubicle like George Costanza! It's too bad the internet wasn't around for that guy.

For more ways to sleep at work, check out this article. And check out idlekeyboard if you want to trick everyone in your office, or try to trick them and fail. Good luck.

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Yo dudes.  So I don't really post that much for the show anymore because I do other things for it now, but those things still involve surfing the internet for hours at a time and wanting to kill myself as a result of that.

Kidding, I love the internet.  Get it?  It's all jokes.

So here are some of my fave posts this last year, in case you forgot how deep we've delved into the internet for you people.

Feel free to send us gifts of appreciation.  Kidding, don't.  You're all nuts and I don't trust you weirdos!

Kidding!  Jokes!

Ain't Love Grand – And you think you have problems with your girlfriend…

Not Cho' Nacho Hat – The Internet is a great place to show off your latest inventions.

How-To Guide: Ramen Bath – Proof you can find a "How To" for pretty much anything online.

Gary Busey Time! – It wouldn't be a favorites list without some Busey.

This Is What the Internet Does to Your Children – Perverts.  It turns your children into perverts.

ABOVE: Chicken DcNugget

Meet this guy! On second thought, maybe you shouldn't.

Holy mother of Puff Daddies! According to this video and its description, this guy REALLY wants to meet Puff. Like really really.

Mr Diddy if you see this video please give me a chance to meet you once please
i have been working hard on these million sheets thousands thousands notebooks for 4 years please understand..you viewers might laugh but its all abt my dream.
life is really short please accept. my request

whoever connect me with badboyrecords or Mr Diddy or take me to them i will pay $5000

God bless

Eeeeeee. That's nine minutes of notebooks. Nine. I'm sweating over here.

Do we tell Puffy, call the police or just keep it a dark internet secret? I vote secret. What about you guys?

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You think Iron Man 2's raking it in?

Wait until you write your own movie with the Plot-O-Matic. It's never been easier! Before you know it, all your dreams will come true. Just listen to my script idea!

Rick Falis's Secret Computer
an original screenplay concept
by Mikey Johns
Comedy: A struggling artist teams up with a kind hearted prostitute to find the true meaning of love. In the process they fall in love with a gay interior decorator. By the end of the movie they have sex with 3 bad guys and end up winning the admiration of their co-workers, living happily ever after.
Think sex lies and videotape meets Groundhog Day.

I'd pay for that. Judging on the comments you leave on this site, I'm betting you would too.

Check out the Plot-O-Matic and we'll see you in Hollywood!

Oh, there it is.

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We didn't really mean it when we said "…if you love it so much, then why don't you marry it."

Marrying your cat?

You don't have to speak English, bro — I fully understand what you're saying. Something about a vow to be nuts, creepy, and lonely forever? Sounds about right.

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Sounds like a verse right out of the bible!

Might as well sew it into a sweater, right?

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REMIX!

I never thought I'd see the day where I felt bad for George Costanza, but it's arrived. Best remix on the internet?
For me it is.

Maybe it's because my two best friends in college called me Elaine. But that could be because I can't dance.

Maybe I don't love this video like I thought I did.

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Aw, cute family photo!

Not so fast. Because that baby has other plans… photobombing plans. It's a bomb only a baby can produce. Want to see? Click after the jump, but be warned, it's gross.

BOMBED.

How is that dad still smiling?

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When I was in kindergarden, I had to stay in one recess because I drew a picture of a butt pooping and gave it to Valerie Johnson. I didn't like her.

If only we could have fast forwarded time twenty years ahead from then, when kindergardeners know how to use computers and we have all kinds of ways to make butts online, perhaps Mrs. Porter wouldn't have been so quick to punish me.

What I'm saying is; I was ahead of my time and a child genius.
Better respect it.

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If you browse Craigslist's missed connections, you may find love …or you may find out you've contracted an STD.

It's one way to find out.

At least the woman who posted was specific. She made sure to include both spellings of "Mark," note that he has one relative in the South, and specified that he didn't like black people.

Next time maybe she should be more specific about the people she sleeps with.

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I don't usually watch the show Jeopardy! because I don't like to feel like the 19 years of schooling I've been through was completely worthless.

But if YOU do, then you can find every question and answer that's ever aired on the show at J! Archive.

What's that? You want "Transportation" for $100?

A: He's in the record books for making the shortest manned space flight.

Have any idea? I don't, but again, I'm an idiot. If you want, leave your guess at the answer in the comments below.

Wait, this isn't supposed to be a thing.

"CAT" setting I could understand. But if you're crazy enough to throw your kid in the microwave, then you're not going to need a setting for it.