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'Til Meow

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | May 5, 2010 at 11:00AM

We didn't really mean it when we said "…if you love it so much, then why don't you marry it."

Marrying your cat?

You don't have to speak English, bro — I fully understand what you're saying. Something about a vow to be nuts, creepy, and lonely forever? Sounds about right.

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Bible Banger

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | May 4, 2010 at 6:00PM

Sounds like a verse right out of the bible!

Might as well sew it into a sweater, right?

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George!

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | April 30, 2010 at 4:00PM

REMIX!

I never thought I'd see the day where I felt bad for George Costanza, but it's arrived. Best remix on the internet?
For me it is.

Maybe it's because my two best friends in college called me Elaine. But that could be because I can't dance.

Maybe I don't love this video like I thought I did.

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Photobomb Bomb

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | April 27, 2010 at 1:00PM

Aw, cute family photo!

Not so fast. Because that baby has other plans… photobombing plans. It's a bomb only a baby can produce. Want to see? Click after the jump, but be warned, it's gross.

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LOL The Right Way

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | April 15, 2010 at 4:00PM

When I was in kindergarden, I had to stay in one recess because I drew a picture of a butt pooping and gave it to Valerie Johnson. I didn't like her.

If only we could have fast forwarded time twenty years ahead from then, when kindergardeners know how to use computers and we have all kinds of ways to make butts online, perhaps Mrs. Porter wouldn't have been so quick to punish me.

What I'm saying is; I was ahead of my time and a child genius.
Better respect it.

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It's One Way To Find Out

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | April 14, 2010 at 1:00PM

If you browse Craigslist's missed connections, you may find love …or you may find out you've contracted an STD.

It's one way to find out.

At least the woman who posted was specific. She made sure to include both spellings of "Mark," note that he has one relative in the South, and specified that he didn't like black people.

Next time maybe she should be more specific about the people she sleeps with.

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