Joselyn Hughes

History can repeat itself, but the internet can't. (That's a rule I just made up.)

Apparently, this girl has never seen David, gone on his website to shop for one of his shirts, or seen Tosh.0. And when you really get down to the heart of it, that's the most offensive part.

Listen, girl, take your Christian rapping to a world that doesn't know about how messed up people get after getting dental surgery. We've been there, done that.

[via Unique Daily]

Young Me Now Me is a contest (aka book in the works) over on Ze Frank's site and it's pretty great. Just take an old photo and recreate it.

There's some boring ones in there, sure, but what about this baby now giant man holding a bottle of Crown on a bed? Love it. Check out the site for more and submit your own. Just don't get weird and do those naked babies in a bathtub ones. That would be freaky-deaky.

[via Gorilla Mask]

I don't know who's into watching some girl's teeth grow out of her face, but someone is because they're watching this garbage online and now I've seen it. Enough already with the time lapse videos.

This little girl is supposed to go through school being mocked for having screwy teeth, be forced to get braces and stop smiling for 4 years while they fix those things. Instead, she's got thousands of YouTube views from a bunch of dental freaks who think this sort of thing is cool. Newflash: it's not! So knock it off!

(Am I being weird because I had braces for eight years and still can't eat corn on the cob like normal people? Absolutely.)

[via The Daily What]

Good sweet lord do not try this at home. What's wrong with you people?
MULTIPLE people sent this to me today. MULTIPLE.

More people sent this to me, in fact, than Keyboard Cat. At least the Keyboard Cat has something to show us: his amazing keyboard talent. This is just poor taste! You all need to chill out and think about your lives. This is worse than all of the thousands of penises on that site. Not a fan.

Before the days where everyone was tweeting to their hearts delight, a few brave souls were "twttng." What's that? It's Twitter in 2006! Doesn't that seem forever ago?

Well, it's the internet. If you're still on Friendster or think MySpace is relevant, than we all feel sorry for you. I just love peeking into the past and seeing how people interpreted things we all use today. Calling Twitter, or Twttr rather, viral in 2006 seems silly. The world wasn't ready for Twitter yet! But what do I know?

Best quote of the article "PS: You can put it on your Live Journal, MySpace page and blog as well!"
Thanks guys, we'll get right on it.

[via Fark]

The Telegraph is reporting that people have been untagging and taking down pictures of themselves on Facebook because of low self-esteem.

…one in 10 women admitted to feeling sick when they saw a picture of themselves on Facebook and 13 per cent avoided being photographed altogether in case the images ended up on the site.

Yeah, I'm with those girls. If I want my 2,000 plus friends on Facebook seeing me shoving booze and food into my face in the background of a picture, I'll post it myself. Otherwise I'm untagging that bad boy.

You can call it low self esteem, but I call it pride. I have fun untagging terrible pictures of myself and posting ones I've made sure are only the cream of the crop. I'll even photoshop those things!

Now that's a party. Who's with me?

It's a swimming cat. But knowing you, you're going to make this dirty.

So how about you DON'T, and instead just quietly watch a video of a swimming kitty cat? Some of us can do that, you know, without leaving nasty comments.

So try. For us.
And this cat.

[via Dlisted]

Ever wonder what all those bleep noises on the show are covering up?

Here's every word that the censors made us bleep on tonight's show in order of their appearance:

FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, SHIT, SHIT, FUCK, FUCKING, BLEEP, BLEEP, BLEEP, FUCKING

Phew, glad that's over.

And don't forget to check right here every week before showtime so you can follow the filthy words with our latest Bleep Key! Tune in tonight at 10:30pm / 9:30c on Comedy Central for a brand new episode of Tosh.0!

Looks like she's got more on her mind than the future. Or maybe that is her future?

Either way, I hope he's paying $3.99 a minute for this, because that's one hell of a drawing.

[via Buzzfeed]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

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