Joselyn Hughes

I took Spanish for three years in high school. If I was dropped in the middle of Mexico tomorrow, I wouldn't be able to remember how to speak any of it to save my life. (I guess I should say use any of it to find a phone to call home on — not save my life — unless it was a bad part of Mexico. But I digress.)

I'm not bilingual or multilingual; I can barely speak proper English. And since the following seven videos don't contain a lick of English, you'd think I'd be waylost.

But who needs to know what ridiculous people are saying when they're doing ridiculous things? Not me. We may live in a different country than these original clips were shot, but that doesn't matter because we can watch them online.

Here are my favorite seven clips of foreign TV shows that we don't understand and don't need to. Because they tell a great story on their own.

Click after the jump to read the full list!
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With the all of the success of MTV's "Jersey Shore" has achieved over the last couple weeks, I decided to check on an old favorite site of mine, Hot Chicks With Douchebags, and see what the latest happenings were over there. Turns out they've just awarded many a douchebag with their second annual "Douchie Awards." The guy above won — wait for it — Orangest Orange Douchie. A well deserved award if you ask me.

The winner for Douchiest Home Video?

All d-bags need a pre-club warm-up. Best part is, he's got more videos of this douchery. See the complete list of Douchie winners at Hot Chicks With Douchebags.

Do you know of some of your own d-bags that deserve a Douchie? Let us see! Post them in the comments below!

This craigslist ad was taken down last week, but that didn't stop a ton of websites from getting a screen grab of their own and posting it.

It was advertising a free TV with one catch: a raunchy image had been burned onto the screen by the poster's roommate. Hilarious, sure. …until it happens to you.

Click the pic to read the details.

[via YepYep]

Dear Old People:

I don't care for you; let's get that part out of the way. Perhaps it's because I grew up without grandparents that I have no patience or warmth in my heart for you, but that doesn't matter. You smell weird and drive too slow. And I don't like it.

Further proof that old people are evil is this video teaching you how to use the Internet. You can't have it all, old people. You get "walking a mile to school barefoot"; you can't have the Internet too.

Go eat some Spam, get your hip replaced, and be scared of people on TV. Leave the web to us young-ins who don't eat dinner at 4pm.

Thanks,

Joselyn

[video via The Daily What]

Literally.

[via reddit]

The Miami Dolphins are having a pretty good season this year and now we know why.

FINS UP!

Real or Fake?

This video is all over the web today. A guy living in NYC claims to have had a homeless woman living in his apartment's storage space who ate his food, pissed in his sink, and watched his TV at night while he was sleeping for several weeks. And he had no idea!

I call fake. Why?

The convenient fact Homeless Mary drinks out of his milk carton while he's sleeping (ew!) and he wakes up to do the exact same thing. Seems a little too contrived for my taste, but that's just me.

What do you guys think? Tell us in the comments below!

December means two things: Christmas and "end of the year" wrap-ups. 2009 was not anyone's year if this "Autotune 2009" video has anything to say about it. Lady Gaga and Spiedi!? Jon Gosselin?

I'm about to get real annoyed with autotuning if it continues to become an excuse to just make boring things more interesting. That's the best you could do guys? Balloon boy and Christian Bale?

Perhaps I should take that back. I started thinking about 2009 and the only thing that I could remember is that I got hired to blog for an internet show. The internet has melted my brain.
It's melted all of our brains.

I'm going to watch this again and try to appreciate our crappy celebrity culture and the fact that we autotune everything and this actually WAS the best that 2009 had to offer. And by appreciate, I mean cry myself to sleep.

Do I have to put this shark with human teeth picture in any kind of context, or can you guys just look at it and love it because it's something that only the Internet can produce?  It's some damn sharks with human teeth photoshopped in their mouths and I love it.  You should too. God, I wish these were real. Sharks would be so much less intimidating.

Listen up, kids on the web. This dude's grandma — I'll call her Granny Justice — is warning him of the dangers of putting his life online. Well, specifically, turning into a sex offender. Or something. But it's hilarious.

Choice quotes from Granny Justice:

There's no way out… She happens to love you… She can't sleep at night… She loves you! You laugh, but this is serious!…   She doesn't know what you're saying on the Internet, but you and your f*cking friends in the basement!

Whatever, this woman doesn't make any sense. But I think we should listen to her.

After all, there are 350 million people on Facebook, so everyone around you right now is probably a sex offender.  I'm on Facebook so I'm definitely sex offender; but that also means my mom is one, my aunt is one, and even my grandma.  That's right, MY grandma is a sex offender because she's on Facebook.  At least according to Granny Justice.

She better figure out what the hell she's going to do; she's in some serious trouble.  In fact, we all are.

[via LiveLeak]