I Want to Hold Your Hand
Next up, the "touching people's balls" prank. Then the "cuddling your cellmate" prank.
[via Tastefully Offensive]
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Next up, the "touching people's balls" prank. Then the "cuddling your cellmate" prank.
[via Tastefully Offensive]
Some kids just love attention. Other kids get plenty of attention but they don't even know it because they have hair grown over their eyes.
[via The Clearly Dope]
I prefer the place across the street. They have wi-fi as big as your ass and free nachos.
[via youre-just-my-cup-of-tea]
Just 'cause you only live once doesn't mean the decisions you've made in that one life can't make you an idiot.
[via I Am Bored]
"Maybe if you had gotten your lazy butt off the couch and taken the dog lamp for a walk, it wouldn't have pooped on the floor!"
[via Laughing Squid / buy it here (maybe?)]
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