Tosh.0 Blog » Mike Pomranz http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog Just another ComedyCentral Blog Main Site weblog Wed, 15 Feb 2012 06:21:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 In This Week's Show http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/15/in-this-weeks-show-69/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/15/in-this-weeks-show-69/#comments Wed, 15 Feb 2012 06:21:34 +0000 Mike Pomranz http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=45596


Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

Lastly, you can check out every single original source clip used in tonight's episode in this week's raw clips guide.

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]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/15/in-this-weeks-show-69/feed/ 0 <_edit_lock><_edit_last> This Week's Raw Clips http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/15/this-weeks-raw-clips-74/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/15/this-weeks-raw-clips-74/#comments Wed, 15 Feb 2012 06:20:33 +0000 Mike Pomranz http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=45595 Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

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]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/15/this-weeks-raw-clips-74/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> It's Show Night! http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/14/its-show-night-2/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/14/its-show-night-2/#comments Wed, 15 Feb 2012 03:00:22 +0000 Mike Pomranz http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=27953

Happy Valentine's Day!

If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country.  Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.

But there's plenty of stuff to do while you wait…

Next week we're back with another all new episode.  Yes, it's no longer Valentine's Day, but that doesn't mean you have to love us any less.

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]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/14/its-show-night-2/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> What You're Saying About Tosh.0 http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/14/what-youre-saying-about-tosh-0-412/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/14/what-youre-saying-about-tosh-0-412/#comments Wed, 15 Feb 2012 00:00:22 +0000 Mike Pomranz http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=45626 Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

You know what they say: "Shows before hoes."

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]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/14/what-youre-saying-about-tosh-0-412/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> This Car Knows You Well… http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/14/this-car-knows-you-well/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/14/this-car-knows-you-well/#comments Tue, 14 Feb 2012 20:00:31 +0000 Mike Pomranz http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=45580

Christ, and this coming from a car that is so fucking ugly people just write on it with permanent marker.

[via Pleated Jeans]

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]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/14/this-car-knows-you-well/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> Valentine's Day in Four Words http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/14/valentines-day-in-four-words/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/14/valentines-day-in-four-words/#comments Tue, 14 Feb 2012 18:00:58 +0000 Mike Pomranz http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=45554

If you drink enough, you can score yourself a date with the county sheriff.

[via The Daily What / source Cantabrigia]

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]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/14/valentines-day-in-four-words/feed/ 1 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> Rename This Video Vote http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/14/rename-this-video-vote-94/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/14/rename-this-video-vote-94/#comments Tue, 14 Feb 2012 17:00:05 +0000 Mike Pomranz http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=45537

Last Thursday, we showed you "Fur Fright 2011 Thriller Dance" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

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]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/14/rename-this-video-vote-94/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> A Perfectly Appropriate T-Shirt for Any Child http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/14/a-perfectly-appropriate-t-shirt-for-any-child/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/14/a-perfectly-appropriate-t-shirt-for-any-child/#comments Tue, 14 Feb 2012 15:00:42 +0000 Mike Pomranz http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=45520

"Thank God I found your site.  You'll never believe it, but I've had the darndest time finding any good incest-implying child-size Ts."

[via Izismile]

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]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/14/a-perfectly-appropriate-t-shirt-for-any-child/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> What You're Saying About Tosh.0 http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/13/what-youre-saying-about-tosh-0-411/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/13/what-youre-saying-about-tosh-0-411/#comments Tue, 14 Feb 2012 00:00:21 +0000 Mike Pomranz http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=45532 Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

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That, and eating chocolates.

And maybe takin' a trip to Poundtown.

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]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/13/what-youre-saying-about-tosh-0-411/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Prepared Pooper http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/13/tosh-0-caption-challenge-prepared-pooper/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/13/tosh-0-caption-challenge-prepared-pooper/#comments Mon, 13 Feb 2012 21:00:16 +0000 Mike Pomranz http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=45509

"If you're going to wear the gas mask, at least close the door!"

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

On a mobile device? Go here.

[photo: Izismile]

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]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/13/tosh-0-caption-challenge-prepared-pooper/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> Valentine's Day: This Guy's Got It Figured Out http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/13/valentines-day-this-guys-got-it-figured-out/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/13/valentines-day-this-guys-got-it-figured-out/#comments Mon, 13 Feb 2012 18:00:08 +0000 Mike Pomranz http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=45490

He should have brought some laundry detergent too.  He gonna need that to get the blood off his clothes.

[via imgur]

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]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/13/valentines-day-this-guys-got-it-figured-out/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> There Was Probably a Better Way to Do That Sign http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/13/there-was-probably-a-better-way-to-do-that-sign/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/13/there-was-probably-a-better-way-to-do-that-sign/#comments Mon, 13 Feb 2012 17:00:39 +0000 Mike Pomranz http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=45464

I haven't eaten at that restaurant in a long, long time…

[via Reddit]

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]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/13/there-was-probably-a-better-way-to-do-that-sign/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> Here's That Post You've Been Waiting for Since Saturday Because You're a Horrible Person… http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/13/heres-that-post-youve-been-waiting-for-since-saturday-because-youre-a-horrible-person/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/13/heres-that-post-youve-been-waiting-for-since-saturday-because-youre-a-horrible-person/#comments Mon, 13 Feb 2012 15:00:13 +0000 Mike Pomranz http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=45480

Somewhere, Whitney Houston is rolling over in her grave.

Oh wait…  Not quite yet…  She's probably still at the morgue.

[via esprit-de-la-vie]

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]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/13/heres-that-post-youve-been-waiting-for-since-saturday-because-youre-a-horrible-person/feed/ 1 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> WTFriday http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/10/wtfriday-114/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/10/wtfriday-114/#comments Sat, 11 Feb 2012 00:00:38 +0000 Mike Pomranz http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=45442

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

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]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/10/wtfriday-114/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> I Found You a Valentine's Date… http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/10/i-found-you-a-valentines-date/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/10/i-found-you-a-valentines-date/#comments Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:00:42 +0000 Mike Pomranz http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=45447

She might look a little trashy, but… uh… you know…

[via Izismile]

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]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/10/i-found-you-a-valentines-date/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> Your Argument Against Religion Is Very Convincing http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/10/your-argument-against-religion-is-very-convincing/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/10/your-argument-against-religion-is-very-convincing/#comments Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:00:08 +0000 Mike Pomranz http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=45419

"If there really is a God, how do you explain the shape of my penis!?"

[via theCHIVE]

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]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/10/your-argument-against-religion-is-very-convincing/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Snow Stallion http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/10/tosh-0-caption-challenge-results-snow-stallion/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/10/tosh-0-caption-challenge-results-snow-stallion/#comments Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:00:22 +0000 Mike Pomranz http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=45400

It was supposed to be a unicorn, but my mom yelled
at me for using the horn I found in her dresser.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Doug Wilson.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/10/tosh-0-caption-challenge-results-snow-stallion/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> Here's a Fish That Looks Like Hitler http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/10/heres-a-fish-that-looks-like-hitler/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/10/heres-a-fish-that-looks-like-hitler/#comments Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:00:24 +0000 Mike Pomranz http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=45412

Mein Kampf?  More like Mein Carp, amirite??!?

#PhoneItInPhridays

[via Blame It on the Voices]

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]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/10/heres-a-fish-that-looks-like-hitler/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> Rename This Video http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/09/rename-this-video-96/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/09/rename-this-video-96/#comments Thu, 09 Feb 2012 23:00:03 +0000 Mike Pomranz http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=45395

This video is called "Fur Fright 2011 Thriller Dance." I know many of you have been thinking, "Mike, it's been awhile since you last posted a video of furries dancing to Michael Jackson for us to rename."  I can read your thoughts.  Wish granted.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Jay Buttel with his title "Finally, a bitch who does what she's told."  It's funny because the word bitch can mean a female dog or also serve as derogatory slang against a woman.  Congratulations, Jay!

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]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/09/rename-this-video-96/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> As If Things Weren't Rough Enough for Lana Del Rey Already http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/09/as-if-things-werent-rough-enough-for-lana-del-rey-already/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/09/as-if-things-werent-rough-enough-for-lana-del-rey-already/#comments Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:00:46 +0000 Mike Pomranz http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=45379

"@heidimontag I don't know what anyone is talking about I thought you looked SUPER CLASSY on The Hills!" – @ToddlersAndTiara

[via afternoonsnoozebutton]

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]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/09/as-if-things-werent-rough-enough-for-lana-del-rey-already/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> Stock Up for Valentine's Day http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/09/stock-up-for-valentines-day/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/09/stock-up-for-valentines-day/#comments Thu, 09 Feb 2012 18:00:46 +0000 Mike Pomranz http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=45322

If you have to end your night with what's on the bottom shelf, your Valentine's Day probably didn't go as well as anticipated.

[via IAB]

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]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/09/stock-up-for-valentines-day/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> The World's Greatest Store Idea http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/09/the-worlds-greatest-store-idea/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/09/the-worlds-greatest-store-idea/#comments Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:00:44 +0000 Mike Pomranz http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=45328

I was fine with California legalizing the sale of pot, but this is getting a little ridiculous.

[via Izismile]

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]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/09/the-worlds-greatest-store-idea/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> Happy Valentine's Day from an Unintentionally Creepy Kid http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/09/happy-valentines-day-from-unintentionally-creepy-kid/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/09/happy-valentines-day-from-unintentionally-creepy-kid/#comments Thu, 09 Feb 2012 15:00:52 +0000 Mike Pomranz http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=45314

"Ha.  You think we're lucky we're alive?  Let's just say you should be thankful we didn't realize our state had banned late-term abortions."

[via Happy Place]

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]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/09/happy-valentines-day-from-unintentionally-creepy-kid/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> Fan Favorites: Risky Business Girls' Web Redemption http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/08/fan-favorites-risky-business-girls-web-redemption/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/08/fan-favorites-risky-business-girls-web-redemption/#comments Wed, 08 Feb 2012 23:00:02 +0000 Mike Pomranz http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=45291 Advertisement



Hey, Johhny, a little respect.  It isn't just "Fanny's web redemption."  There's also that girl who isn't Fanny.

But hope this cheers you up.  I'm sure it cheers up Fanny to know she has creepy stalkers like you out there.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

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]]> http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/08/fan-favorites-risky-business-girls-web-redemption/feed/ 0 <_edit_last><_edit_lock> Sounds Like a Hell of a Party http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/08/sounds-like-a-hell-of-a-party-2/ http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2012/02/08/sounds-like-a-hell-of-a-party-2/#comments Wed, 08 Feb 2012 21:00:25 +0000 Mike Pomranz http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/?p=45284

ME: Do I have something stuck in my teeth?

YOU: Yes.  I told you.  10 packages worth of spinach!

[via Reddit]

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