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I Know This Is a Joke, but I Think Tetris the Movie Would Work

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 25, 2012 at 10:00AM

At the very least, I bet the soundtrack would be awesome.  I could rock out to "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" all day.

[via VVV]

Only 5 More Days Until New Episodes of Tosh.0!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 24, 2012 at 8:00PM

All new episodes of Tosh.0 return on Tuesday, May 29 at 10/9c on Comedy Central!

Just keep in mind that once you tune in, you'll have to stay until the end.

Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 24, 2012 at 6:00PM

This video is called "Stuntman's parachute-free skydive."  That seems like a good idea.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote, winning by a mere half of a percentage point, was Chris Foster with his title, "Last time I play fetch with you assholes."  It's funny because the people he was fetching something for were assholes.  Congratulations, Chris!

[via Viral Viral Videos]

Memories

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 24, 2012 at 1:00PM

I feel bad for this person.

There was a time when they actually cared.  That's gotta suck.

[via sarah low]

Your Dad Is Awesome

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 24, 2012 at 12:00PM

12. When does your father like to cry?

      eVeRY NIghT WheN NO ONe IS WATChINg              

[via The Clearly Dope]

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Comments: The Good News & The Bad News

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 24, 2012 at 10:00AM

Overnight we performed a much needed update to our commenting system. Unfortunately, as anticipated, all existing comments were erased.

Terrible, right?  Having read every single comment ever left on the blog, I know each one was a mini-masterpiece.

But that's the bad news.

Here's the good news.  Think of every post as a fresh white canvas.  Now is the chance to go forth and defile our life's work once again.

This is your second chance to be "First."  You can be born again.

It's only fitting with the prophecy of Tosh529 nearly upon us.  Plus that's the best bullshit I could come up with to cover our asses.