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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18

The Guy Who Trained This Parrot Seems Like a Perfectly Normal Dude

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 15, 2012 at 4:00PM

The real trick would be getting his own kids to admit that he's their father.

[via SayOMG]

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Nirvana Makes for a Good Wake-Up Call

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 15, 2012 at 1:00PM

Now all they need is a kid who can play air bass and a kid who can shoot air heroin and they can start a Nirvana air tribute band.

[via Tastefully Offensive]

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breed

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Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 15, 2012 at 12:00PM

Last Thursday, we showed you "Driving Around In A Chinese Lay-Z-Boy" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

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chair

chairs

china

chinese

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Kids Reenact the Beastie Boys' 'Sabotage' Video as a Tribute to MCA

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 15, 2012 at 11:00AM

Makes your kids' macaroni art tribute to Adam Yauch look like a pile of puke.

[via Gawker]

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 14, 2012 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Hopefully you spent the second part of Mother's Day vomiting up breakfast with Mom and Daniel and filming it for an upcoming episode of Tosh.0.

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family

love

mothers day

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twitter

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Goose Hat

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 14, 2012 at 4:00PM


Being the President of Canada isn't as easy as you think.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

On a mobile device? Go here.

[photo: Izismile]

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bird

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Don't You Hate Eating Pizza with Your Hands?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 14, 2012 at 1:00PM

Though he thinks I look funny when I eat egg drop soup with my fingers.

[via I Am Bored]

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asian

cafeteria

chopsticks

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Get Your Hand on Your Car Horn

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 14, 2012 at 12:00PM

Can't honk.  Too busy fucking.

[via leslieleslie]

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It's Our 3rd Anniversary!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 14, 2012 at 10:00AM

Yesterday marked the 3rd Anniversary of the Tosh.0 blog!

Our first post was on May 13th, 2009.  Since that time, we've published 7,718 posts, and boy do they just keep getting funnier and funnier.

But of all the post, none are as special as the annual "It's Our Anniversary" post.  Because that's the post where I don't have to look for some shitty picture on the Internet.

Most importantly however, a big thanks to all of you for reading.  Without you guys, Carly and I might still have a sense of self-worth.

WTFriday

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 11, 2012 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[via topherchris]

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box

dog

magic box

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Nintendo

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