Mike Pomranz

This video is called "How To Make Spaghetti The Correct Way."  I coulda saved this amazing video for something else, but since you all whined like little girls about last week's video, I'm doing you a favor.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

Speaking of last week's video, the winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was The Ripley with his title "This 'hot chick sucks off a dog' video is not what I was expecting."  It just barely beat out the 2nd place tite, "fuck you mike."  So this week, congratulations to me for not getting fucked.  Thanks, guys.  Know that I hate you all.  Congratulations!

[via fuckyounofuck.me]

Jesus Fucking Christ, I Did Not Agree to This! by the Cat

[via Pleated Jeans]

It actually makes the wedding a lot cheaper.  Because no one shows up.  Because you are creepy.

[via Izismile]

If it will just let me on the Internet, I'm sure I can Google a way to fix it.

[via killself]

Justin Bethel, a cornerback from Presbyterian College (not a football powerhouse, FYI), is hoping this video will improve his NFL draft stock after making the rounds on the Internet.

You can't totally see it because the video is so grainy, but if you listen really closely, you can hear a white guy's head exploding.

[via VVV / full story]

The iguanas are heading for higher ground after this kid shit his pants in fear.

[via Reddit]

Turns out the 37th chamber is an oxygen chamber.  Wu-Tang!

[via It Makes No Sense]

"Great stuff, Grandma.  Now can you wash those spoons please?  Your oatmeal is getting cold."

[via Tastefully Offensive]

I think it was an inside job.

[via I Am Bored]

Last week, after I was a whiny bitch calling people out for suggesting repeat videos, most of them came back with new suggestions.

Both Colton and Nick suggested I post the Viewer Responses to Things You Should Never Run into a Room and Yell.  Guys.  Come on.  Did it.

Derreck suggested Rippin' and Tearin' hadn't been used before.  Laughable.

Heather straight up went into hiding.

So that leaves Emily…

See?  The benefits of having no fucking life.  Nice work, Emily.

Plus, aw shucks, that's a good one.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!