Mike Pomranz

To paraphrase Three 6 Mafia: It's hard out here for a kitten lover.

[via jessyfaceee]

Call me old-fashioned, but this is why I preferred porno mags.  If you soiled your issue of Club, you just threw it out.

[via Reddit]

So… We meat again!

We received over 1,500 comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Rene Montez.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

"I'm looking for something that will make my back cleavage look as good as my front cleavage.  I'm C cups on both sides."

[via I Am Bored]

This video is called "Driving Around In A Chinese Lay-Z-Boy."  Chair humor.  You know you love it.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Jeremy Hanson with his title "The most interesting thing to happen in baseball since… ever."  It's funny because people say baseball is boring.  I personally love baseball.  But I still get the joke.  I get jokes.  Congratulations, Jeremy!

Otherwise, he's dead.

[via absolutelymadness]

"Ignore Hitler" is a Tumblr featuring screengrabs from a guy who draws Hitler into his Draw Something drawings, then requests that his partner simply "ignore Hitler" when guessing the answer.

Yeah, ignoring Hitler is a bad idea.  Just ask Poland, all of Europe, the Jews, etc.

Don't stay calm.  Don't carry on.  That's fucking Hitler eating a meatball and we all know it and we need to stop him before he's ruins Draw Something for everyone and we have to go back to playing Words With Friends like it's fucking 2011.

He might run over your foot.

[via I Am Bored]

That's why you're here reading the Tosh.0 blog.  Tryin' to stay abstinent.

Otherwise you'd definitely be having sex right now.

You don't have to try to convince us.

[via The Clearly Dope]

I think this bit was the only thing more awful than Todd Glass' Awful Prank Show.

Might as well plug that while we're here.  Check out Todd Glass's Awful Prank Show: episode 1 or episode 2 or episode 3.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!