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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, May 21

Thug Life

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 9, 2012 at 4:00PM

Back when I was in high school we took our senior quotes seriously because they are obviously very important.

[via Reddit]

Tags: 

choose

life

school

senior quote

thug

thug life

tupac

yearbook

Everything's Better with Lightsabers

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 9, 2012 at 1:00PM

Someone took that goose attack video that everyone loved and added lightsabers to it.

Final verdict: Better than Star Wars Episodes 1 – 3 & 6, not as good as Episodes 4 & 5.

[via Tastefully Offensive]

Proof of Evolution

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 9, 2012 at 12:00PM

Turns out telling people to fuck off goes back to our oldest genetic ancestors.

[via Daily Picks and Flicks]

I Think She Likes Elmo

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 9, 2012 at 10:00AM

This is great for in the sack.  While she goes down on you, Elmo can play with your nipples.

[via IAB]

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elmo

hair

hairdo

red

sesame street

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 8, 2012 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Tosh.0 blog readers aren't just figuratively dirty people, they are also literally dirty people.

Assume the Teacher Stance

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 8, 2012 at 2:00PM

The smart money is on this guy having a mustache.

[via I Am Bored]

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class

legs

position

school

stance

standing

teacher

teachers

teaching

Dog Up, Bro

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 8, 2012 at 1:00PM

"Leashes?  Where we're going, we don't need leashes.  We're going to get you two euthanized."

[via oldblueeyes]

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backs

dog

dogs

moped

ride

riding

scooter

Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 8, 2012 at 12:00PM

Last Thursday, we showed you "SHG's Ryne Elvers Hit's Bird With Pitch" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

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baseball

bird

hit

hit by pitch

pitch

pitching

rename

sports

vote

I Like My Art Like I Like My Men: Hanging on My Wall

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 8, 2012 at 10:00AM

Couldn't you have just hung one photo of your father that you hate and be done with it?

[via The Chive]

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art

condom wall

condoms

modern art

Sex

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WTFriday

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 4, 2012 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[via eliotglazer]

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camera

dog

dogs

dogs eye view

party

singing

wtf

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