Mike Pomranz

"I got eyes in the back of my head.  Now they can stare at boobies."

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So what you're saying is, for a good time, don't necessarily call Toy Story 2.

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The sport of cycling seems to be growing.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by David Ludwig.

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When I saw this pic on the web, I was like, "What the fuck is that?"

So I Googled it.  And I found it on the Spencer's site.  And I read the description:

"Do you long to lick your lovers ass but there is a little too much stink near her pink. Reach for Wendy Williams salad tossing spray and make it your duty to lick that booty. Tossing salad has never been so much fun."

Turns out it's exactly what you think it is.

Which is the worst possible thing it could be.

[via I Am Bored]

This video is called "SHG's Ryne Elvers Hit's Bird With Pitch."  One too many apostrophes in there I think.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Ruben Cervantes-Garibay with his title "This is why its a woman's job to cook."  It's funny because the guy in the video sucks at making pasta but a woman would be able to do it because it's a stereotype that women can cook.  Congratulations, Ruben!

[via VVV]

Rupert Murdoch is 81 years old.

He's spent the last 65 of those years in the bath.

[via IHC]

His pimp tail is strong.

[via Gawker]

Because when you're in the middle of a hard workout, nothing's more refreshing than milk.

[via It Makes No Sense]

According to GeekWire, 18-year-old University of Washington freshman Kevin Birrell "is one of just 5 people ? 2 outside Japan ? to have achieved the World Grand Master title in Tetris: The Grand Master 3."

This video is pretty much the complete opposite of the Kate Upton doing the "Cat Daddy" video.

So if watching 10 minutes of Tetris doesn't get your rocks off, don't worry.  Go watch boobies jiggle.

Actually, Kevin and Kate are almost the same age.  We should set these two cute kids up.

[via I Heart Chaos]

If you're new to suggesting Fan Favorites, you gotta come strong …like armed with a giant black dildo strong.

Nice suggestion, Devon.  I got a giant black dildo with your name on it.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!