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Don't Get Mad, Get Glad

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 21, 2012 at 1:00PM

I buy my raincoats by the roll, bitch.

[via theamericankid]

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bag

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garbage

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trash

trash bag

Careful with Your Emoticons

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 21, 2012 at 12:00PM

I heart vaginal, but you don't see me writing it on my car windows.  That's just tacky.

[via Reddit]

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An Effective Business Card

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 21, 2012 at 11:00AM

"Hi, David.  I'm calling to let you know you like awful music."

[via I Am Bored]

WTFriday

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 18, 2012 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[via Best Week Ever]

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cap'n crunch

cereal

flo rida

music

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wild ones

wtf

Truth in Advertising

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 18, 2012 at 4:00PM

Why not embrace the fact that your meatball sandwich is terrible?  It worked for Subway.

[via flavorpill]

The NBA Playoffs Are a Great Way to Teach Your Child About Cursing

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 18, 2012 at 2:00PM

Are you serious, dude?  Are you really going to say that around your kid?

You know they never call traveling in the NBA.  Teach your daughter basketball properly.

Plus you probably shouldn't be cursing around a 2-year-old.

[via Reddit]