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Does Your Restaurant Accept Payment in Baby?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 1, 2012 at 10:00AM

"Take him and raise him to be the burger king!"

[via theduty]

Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 31, 2012 at 6:00PM

This video is called "Double Nostril Recorder Ode to Joy."  I figured I'd give you a chance to flex your musical muscle.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Cody Rimes with his title, "Al-Qaeda is developing missile technology. Be warned, infidels."  It's funny because Al-Qaeda previously has flown planes into buildings.  This title implies that Al-Qaeda is planning on flying human beings into targets.  Congratulations, Cody!

[via CollegeHumor]

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The Breakfast Mountain Dew You've Been Begging For

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 31, 2012 at 3:00PM

Gross, Taco Bell.

I'm gonna just keep mixing my Mountian Dew with coffee like a NORMAL PERSON.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Get a Good Look, Kiddo

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 31, 2012 at 1:00PM

Joke's on the kid.  The sculptor gave that woman a penis.

[via theCHIVE]

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kid

look

photobomb

sex ed

skirt

statue

Everyone Should Have an ATM in Their Kitchen

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 31, 2012 at 12:00PM

The New Jersey Nets' DeShawn Stevenson recently posted a photo to Instagram prominently displaying that he has an ATM in his kitchen

Makes sense.  Sometimes women need to take out cash too.

[via CBS News]

Super Angry Parrot

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 31, 2012 at 11:00AM

I know, Super Angry Parrot. I thought it was Friday too.

[via BuzzFeed]

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angry

angry parrot

bird

cursing

fuck

nsfw

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what the fuck