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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

Fan Favorites: Cops Dancing

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 23, 2012 at 6:00PM

Here's the bad news for Rene Montez's wet dream: we don't have the "ottomon humping" clip available in our archive.  If you want to see the original video, go here.

But Rene's loss is your gain, Emily.  Enjoy "Cops Dancing."

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments

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Staten Island's Finest Seafood

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 23, 2012 at 4:00PM

"You're gonna eat those?  I've heard Wu Tang Clams ain't nuthing ta fuck wit."

[via The High Definite]

A Fun Game

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 23, 2012 at 1:00PM

Problem is, while he was making this cute costume, a real man was banging his girlfriend.

[via Reddit]

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Why Don't I Grab a Condom and We'll Make Sweet Music Together

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 23, 2012 at 12:00PM

And then after that we'll bone.

[via VVV]

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Rapper Krispy Kreme Is Back

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 23, 2012 at 10:00AM

Look, despite getting over 2 million views, I didn't post Krispy Kreme's first video, "The Baddest."  His flow was weak and the beat was wack.

But wow, what a difference 24 days makes!  His rhymes are dope and the track is bangin'.

Most importantly, he figured out the key to making a great music video: sit-ups.

Is it hot in here or is it just almost June?

[via The Daily What]

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 22, 2012 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Seriously?  Scarfs?  In the middle of summer??

Let's get some better guessing, guys.  You only have one week left to worry about this very important issue.

STAPLES Center Time-Lapse: 6 Games in 4 Days

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 22, 2012 at 4:00PM

Los Angeles sports fans called it "Sportsageddon."

Los Angeles immigrants called it "Mucho Horas Extraordinarias."

[via The Daily What]

That Seems a Bit Early to Be Displaying My Child's Ass Meat

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 22, 2012 at 1:00PM

"Why did we spend so much time teaching the kids anagramming!?"

[via IAB]

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Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 22, 2012 at 12:00PM

Last Thursday, we showed you "Cute Staffy dog tries to get through a door with a rake in his mouth!(ORIGINAL!)" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

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More Bathroom Graffiti Philosophers

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 22, 2012 at 11:00AM

No.  The children are our future.  He's accusing you of being a child molester.

[via Reddit]

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