Mike Pomranz

Our good friend Shoenice, who you might remember from chugging a bottle of vodka, is back.  This time he chugs six raw eggs with the shells.

It seems like it went down pretty easy.

Not sure it's going to come out that way.

[via VVV]

They're not related, but they all love to gamble.

[via The Daily What]

It's all fun and games until the Cialis wears off.

[via IAB]

He's working on the design for a new transit system in San Francisco.

[via Reddit]

Johnny (and all 14 of you who liked his suggestion), I hate to break it to you, but we've already used "Two Girls, One Bowl" (as it's officially called) as a Fan Favorite.

Luckily, however, you have two things working in your favor:

1. Every other suggestion from last week's comments was also already used.
2. Carly came to visit New York a couple weeks ago and she didn't bring me shit!

So here you go.  Two Girls, One Bowl.

Maybe this will teach her that polite coworkers bring a gift.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Currently available: Wonderful scents like Riding Mower, First Down and Man Town.

No word yet on if or when they plan on releasing "Peaches 'n' Skeet," "Warm Mother's Queef" or "Man Ass."

Though if "Man Town" doesn't smell somewhat similar to "Man Ass," what could it smell like?

[via drinkyourjuice / buy here / context]

Not only can this bird dance, he also helped me score the best molly.

[via Tastefully Offensive]

You know, dude…  A magic "wand."  It's that thing you wish you had to make this embarrassing video disappear off YouTube.

[via Gawker]

Everyone knows unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks tastes even better when they don't see you coming.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Holy shit.  You're right.  I should put that in my calendar.