Time for Your Friday Afternoon Workout
You know marijuana smoking has made you lazy when you can't even be bothered to pick up your bong.
[via I Am Bored]
Keep It Classy, Howcast
Towards the end, he goes to do the shot of 151 and then says, "Just kidding."
Dude, you're making videos for Howcast. I'd recommend drinking as much as possible.
[via UniqueDaily]
You May Want to Consider Changing Seats
"Butt I don't feel like moving!"
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How'd That Get in There?
Big deal. The dildo's shoved up against the glass. No kid's ever gonna be able to grab that.
The trick to the claw is you can't go for what you want; you have to go for what's available. That's claw 101.
[via Izismile]
Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Inappropriate Attire
North Korea's second attempt doesn't look too promising.
We received nearly 2,000 comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.
After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Jason Fullmer.
Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.
Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.
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Actual High Fashion
Like 116-year-old grandpa high.
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Sriracha Lollipops Seem Like a Better Idea on Paper
Hey, Internet, just because you have an "idea," does not mean you have a "good idea." For instance, sucking on a bottle of hot sauce.
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