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On the twelfth day of Tosh, we give to thee, Drummers Drumming…
Pipers Piping, Lords a-leaping, Ladies Dancing, Maids a-milking, Swans a-swimming, Geese a-laying, Golden Rings, Calling Birds, French Hens, Turtle Doves, and a Partridge In A Pear Tree.
Now get off your computer and go spend time with your family.
On the eleventh day of Tosh, we give to thee, Pipers Piping…
Lords a-leaping, Ladies Dancing, Maids a-milking, Swans a-swimming, Geese a-laying, Golden Rings, Calling Birds, French Hens, Turtle Doves, and a Partridge In A Pear Tree.
The pipe juice is loose.
On the tenth day of Tosh, we give to thee, Lords a-leaping…
Ladies Dancing, Maids a-milking, Swans a-swimming, Geese a-laying, Golden Rings, Calling Birds, French Hens, Turtle Doves, and a Partridge In A Pear Tree.
No explanation necessary.
On the ninth day of Tosh, we give to thee, Ladies Dancing…
Maids a-milking, Swans a-swimming, Geese a-laying, Golden Rings, Calling Birds, French Hens, Turtle Doves, and a Partridge In A Pear Tree.
They're ladies in the streets but freaks in the shed.
On the eighth day of Tosh, we give to thee, Maids a-milking…
Swans a-swimming, Geese a-laying, Golden Rings, Calling Birds, French Hens, Turtle Doves, and a Partridge In A Pear Tree.
Holiday TITTIES!
On the seventh day of Tosh, we give to thee, Swans a-swimming…
Geese a-laying, Golden Rings, Calling Birds, French Hens, Turtle Doves, and a Partridge In A Pear Tree.
I'm sure she's got at least seven swans in there.
On the sixth day of Christmas, we give to thee, Geese-a-laying…
Golden Rings, Calling Birds, French Hens, Turtle Doves, and a Partridge In A Pear Tree.
Or maybe they're geese not-a-laying.
On the fifth day of Tosh, we give to thee, Golden Rings…
Calling Birds, French Hens, Turtle Doves, and a Partridge In A Pear Tree.
We tried to buy you five golden rings but the mall was closed.
Why, why? Whyyy?
On the fourth day of Tosh, we give to thee, Calling Birds…
French Hens, Turtle Doves, and a Partridge In A Pear Tree.
Did you know it's actually colly birds and you've been singing it wrong the whole time? "Calling" is just an Americanization of the traditional English wording.
Could this blog be any more educational?
Anyway, let's assume the word colly means "edible".
On the third day of Tosh, we give to thee, French Hens…
Turtle Doves, and a Partridge In A Pear Tree.
Je vais vomir. (That's French. Look it up.)
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