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Yes, the rumors are true. Tosh.0 has just launched a new app for iPhone and iPad that is totally going to kick the old app's ass.
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Daniel gave himself ten years to make it in showbiz and it's come to an end.
If you think Daniel has "made it", he lives. But if you think Daniel hasn't made it, then he will have to kill himself.
The polls are officially closed, and wow! Every single one of you thinks that Daniel is a huge star! That's great news, guys. Great news.
In the words of Scrooge McDuck, "Welfare is a scam, quack quack." If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country. Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.
But there's plenty of stuff to do while you wait…
And then we go on summer break. Hope you been workin' on your beach bods, you disgusting animals!
A wise man once said, "Shoot for the moon. If you miss, then just kill yourself." If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country. Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.
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More new episodes of Tosh.0 continue next Tuesday! Now go fiddle with your dinguses.
In the words of Leonard Nimoy: "Hey, look, I'm Mr. Spock. A-duuurrr!" If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country. Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.
But there's plenty of stuff to do while you wait…
More new episodes of Tosh.0 continue next Tuesday! Until then, go join a gym; we can all see your moobs.
First of all we'd like to thank God for immediately giving us someone to thank.
Tosh.0 has been nominated for the Best Humor Website of the 2013 Webbys!! And let me tell you I am EXCITED.
According to The New York Times, a Webby Award is the "Internet's Highest Honor," which is pretty amazing because I always thought the internet's highest honor was having your face turn into a meme.
It's great to be nominated, even if we don't win, blah blah blah GAME ON.
So help a sister out and VOTE FOR US!
I just found some old rice in my naval. If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country. Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.
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More new episodes of Tosh.0 continue next Tuesday! Until then, what's in YOUR naval?
What's up, Jews? If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country. Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.
But there's plenty of stuff to do while you wait…
More new episodes of Tosh.0 continue next Tuesday! I'm going to go consensually fist a stranger.
Tickets are still available for Daniel's June Gloom tour, and it is going to be ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. Get all the info here.
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