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Yesterday marked the 3rd Anniversary of the Tosh.0 blog!

Our first post was on May 13th, 2009.  Since that time, we've published 7,718 posts, and boy do they just keep getting funnier and funnier.

But of all the post, none are as special as the annual "It's Our Anniversary" post.  Because that's the post where I don't have to look for some shitty picture on the Internet.

Most importantly however, a big thanks to all of you for reading.  Without you guys, Carly and I might still have a sense of self-worth.

Yes, high fashion ends tonight.  But don't shed a tear for any of the designers who helped make these episodes our most stylish ever.  They're all doing fine.

If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country.  Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.

But there's plenty of stuff to do while you wait…

• Get your own high fashion by shopping for Ts in the Tosh.0 store
• Check out the videos people have selected as their Fan Favorites
• You can still buy tickets for the Tosh Tour Twenty Twelve
• Or scroll down to read the rest of our daily blog

Now Tosh.0 goes on a brief spring break.  Well, not the blog.  We'll be working while the show is away.  We don't get to go to the beach to get hammered.  We just get hammered at our computers.

Tonight, Daniel gave you a look at the Tosh.0 office's "hardcore parkour" routine.

Want to show us your own 30 seconds of hardcore parkour?  You can upload your videos here.

The Tosh.0 Memorabilia Dump is in full swing! Have you bid on a piece of television history yet?

Here are some of the items you could own…

1. Daniel and Obama Painting – This one-of-a-kind piece of artwork would look amazing hanging above your sweet IKEA couch.
2. Cardigans Banner – Some would argue that Season 2's wardrobe was the best. Remember it forever. Or, just wear the cardigan.
3. Glory Hole Poster – Daniel is mad that this poster made the auction. You should bid on it.
4. Navy Super Deep V-Neck T-Shirt – Could this V be any more deep?
5. 2 Large American Flag Lapel Pins – At $36, this is the cheapest item in the auction. Even you poor people can own a piece of TV history.

And there's plenty more! Happy bidding.

Click this button to see all 100 items being auctioned in the Tosh.0 Memorabilia Dump…

The Tosh.0 Memorabilia Dump is in full swing! Have you bid on a piece of television history yet?

Here are some of the items you could own…

1. 405 Script — This is Daniel's script from our special Black History Month episode. It's basically like bidding on the Magna Carta. Solid comparison.
2. Melted Baby Doll — Don't you want your unborn children to one day own a horrifying piece of television history?
3. Striped Tank Top — Daniel hosted an entire episode in this tank top. And now you can do less exciting things in it.
4. Broken Toaster Oven — It might not toast your bread but it will impress the ladies.
5. Tosh.Omega Branding Iron — Fire and Neosporin not included.

And there's plenty more! Happy bidding.

Click this button to see all 100 items being auctioned in the Tosh.0 Memorabilia Dump…

The Tosh.0 Memorabilia Dump is in full swing! Have you bid on a piece of television history yet?

Here are some of the items you could own…

1. Researcher Zak's Toyota Pickup Truck  – This is a 1986 Toyota pick-up that's appeared in several episodes of the show. It's older than you, but it's in better shape.
2. Cold Steel Blade Sword — Sure, it's broken. But it'll still chop wood, plastic, and children no problem.
3. Alexander McQueen Shirt — In stores this tasteful tee retails at $900. So why is the one that's touched Daniel's nipples only going for $127?
4. "You only succeed if your nipples bleed" Treadmill Marathon Banner — A sign for the blank space above your bed.
5. Daniel's Pleasure Gear — Tired of riding your sex zipline naked? Try this on for size!

And there's plenty more! Happy bidding.

Click this button to see all 100 items being auctioned in the Tosh.0 Memorabilia Dump…

The Tosh.0 Memorabilia Dump is in full swing! Have you bid on a piece of television history yet?

Here are some of the items you could own…

1. 'NO H8' T-Shirt — What, what? This shirt is for sale. Why, why aren't you bidding on it?
2. Ruby Slipper Chuck Taylors — This is just an awesome pair of shoes. Someone besides Daniel should get the chance to wear them.
3. Automatic Hair Cutting Helmet — The current bid on this helmet is $59. Are you kidding me? You would never have to go to a salon again. That technology is priceless.
4. Bathmate Penis Pump — We're not allowed to highlight this product on the show but it is for sale and lord knows you need it.
5. 2 Violins — These violins were at $1,050 before eBay took the auction down. Now that it's back up, they're at $170. That's a steal!

And there's plenty more! Happy bidding.

Click this button to see all 100 items being auctioned in the Tosh.0 Memorabilia Dump…

Presale tickets for the Tosh Tour Twenty Twelve are available now! Click here for more details.

If you've seen this movie, you're lame.

Love, Mike and Carly

What are you doing right now? Are you in LA? Because if you are, you should be auditioning for Daniel Tosh's job.

Prepare jokes for this video and meet us in Culver City RIGHT NOW.

Very soon we could all be tuning in to YourLastName.0.