Blog Anniversary

Today marks the 2nd Anniversary of the Tosh.0 blog!

Our first post was on May 13th, 2009.  Since that time, we've published 5,076 posts, each one wearing down our resolve more than the last.

Carly and I celebrated in our weekly meeting with a bottle of moderately-priced Spanish bubbly.  Unfortunately for her, she was being conferenced in via phone.

Her loss really.

In lieu of gifts, feel free to leave grammatically-suspect comments on this post!

And thanks to all of you for making our work possible.  We hope to see you again next year when it will have become apparent that we've officially deferred most of our life's dreams.

Last night, we announced today was the 1 year anniversary of the Tosh.0 blog.  Here's what you had to say about it!

Thanks, guys!  We love you too.

HAPPY 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO US, JERKS!!

Love, Mike, Carly, Joselyn and the entire Tosh.0 blog team.

Many of our most popular posts are actual clips from Tosh.0, but occasionally some of our original blog content gets attention all on its own.

According to our statistics team — a monkey with a calculator — here are our top 10 most viewed blog posts of all time!!

1) Top 23 Reverse Photo Bombs on the Net
2) 9 Websites Not Worth Visiting Since the '90s
3) The 9 Most Trafficked Websites No One Visits
4) 10 Best Wedding Photobombs
5) Casual Bracket
6) Your Casual Bracket Champion!
7) 'I'm in Love With My Grandson and We're Having a Baby'
8) Dickin' Around On the News
9) Celebribabies!
10) 10 Most Inappropriate Helen Keller Items on the Web

Will next year's posts be even more popular?!  What do we have up our sleeves for year two??

Nothing.  Absolutely nothing.  Luckily the show comes back in three weeks and the burden is off us again.  I can only write about the first link I see on Reddit so many times a day…

Thanks for celebrating our 1st anniversary with us!  We couldn't have done it without you…  Our not so bright loyal readers.

Just kidding!  Jokes!

Yo dudes.  So I don't really post that much for the show anymore because I do other things for it now, but those things still involve surfing the internet for hours at a time and wanting to kill myself as a result of that.

Kidding, I love the internet.  Get it?  It's all jokes.

So here are some of my fave posts this last year, in case you forgot how deep we've delved into the internet for you people.

Feel free to send us gifts of appreciation.  Kidding, don't.  You're all nuts and I don't trust you weirdos!

Kidding!  Jokes!

Ain't Love Grand – And you think you have problems with your girlfriend…

Not Cho' Nacho Hat – The Internet is a great place to show off your latest inventions.

How-To Guide: Ramen Bath – Proof you can find a "How To" for pretty much anything online.

Gary Busey Time! – It wouldn't be a favorites list without some Busey.

This Is What the Internet Does to Your Children – Perverts.  It turns your children into perverts.

ABOVE: Chicken DcNugget

No matter how many times our mothers tell us otherwise, Joselyn, Mike, and I know we're not perfect. Which is why we're wiling to admit our mistakes. There have been three.

How To Fold A Fitted Sheet – Mike devoted an entire post to a 2 minute and 25 second instructional video on folding a fitted sheet. It's as boring as it sounds.

Can This Pickle Get More Fans Than Nickelback? – I rewrote the lyrics of a Nickelback song to entice you to join a Facebook group about a pickle.

An Ode To Screen Grabs – Joselyn wrote an ode to screen grabs. Need I say more?

Each of these posts is terrible in its own way. But only one can be The Worst Post Ever.

Above: Chaz did not like White Girls Doing Cosby

If you told me when I started this job a year ago that I'd still be earning a living as a blogger today, I would have said, "Of course!  I'm not really qualified to do anything else."

Over the past 365 days, I have personally logged over 1,100 posts.  And I still have no clue what the fuck I was talking about all that time.  But with that many posts, obviously a few good ones will get lost amongst the hundreds of terrible ones.

Here are my five favorite posts:

Poop My Day Says – I made a Twitter account as a satire of Shit My Day Says.  Was it as popular?  Oh…  I'll let you be the judge.  (Spoiler alert: It wasn't.)

Fake Search Suggestions: White People Stole My Car – Occasionally, I write a gag that even I think is funny.  This was one of those times.

A Decade of the Internet: Looking Back at the 2000 Edition of 'The Internet For Dummies' – I can't even begin to tell you how much time I put into this post.  I think it's awesome.  Maybe we can give it a second life here.

Hey Garfield! – Believe it or not, this is one of our most popular posts of all time.  Go figure.  It's not really one of my top five favorites, but I am sick of looking through another 500 posts…

ABOVE: Wiener Dog Drinking a Margarita

[HONORABLE MENTION: After posting my list, Joselyn reminded me of this classic: Passive-Aggressive Wi-Fi Neighbors]

Here at Tosh.0 we love making fun of celebrities.

Luckily, pop stars, actors, and Tiger Woods have given us a lot of material to work with.

So let's revisit some of the best celebrity-related posts of the past year.

The Real Tiger Woods' Scandal – Sure, the philandering was unacceptable. But Mike uncovered the dirt on an even bigger issue at hand.

Lindsay Lohan Suing Over Name – That milkaholic Lindsay made headlines again when she decided to sue E-Trade over the talking baby ad.

Justin Bieber: Joke Stealer – Many of you were as upset as I was when the baby lesbian ripped Mitch Hedberg's material.

James Franco Writes Fiction – There's lots of ketchup randomness going on in James Franco's fiction piece he wrote for Esquire. What's ketchup randomness? I have no f*cking clue.

Rob Pattinson is 'Allergic to Vaginas' – Teen hearthrob Rob Pattinson says he is "allergic to vaginas" and 100,000 girls across the country opt for a sex change.

ABOVE: Ricky Martin is Gay – Some would argue that this news story classified as one of the most shocking of all time.

On my very first day as a Tosh.0 blogger I posted this picture saying I have no right to judge it because I have a machete and a Sega Genesis tattooed in the same spot. A bunch of you yelled at me for not recognizing that this was a Duck Hunt gun. And so began our love story.

Let's take a look back at some of our best times together…

How To Flirt With A Girl - An "expert" gives advice on flirting. Tip number one? Eat her eyes.

Channing Tatum Wants You To Share The Love - Channing Tatum's touching Valentine's Day blog inspired me to write him a love poem.

Girls Sell Virginity to Pay for Tuition - All of our eyes were opened to the possibility of grad school when we found out people are selling themselves to pay tuition.

The Best Commercial Ever? - This is an ad for a trailer park liquidation center. There are sound effects and lots of honesty. It's epic.

I'm in Love With My Grandson and We're Having a Baby – You all threw a fit when I brought you the touching true story of Pearl and Phil.

Also, that time you sent me flowers and a $50 giftcard to Target? That was nice as well.

Lots of f*cked up stuff happens in this world and I have made it my personal mission to bring it all before your eyes. Which is why, on this momentous day, it only seems appropriate to celebrate the top 5 disturbing moments on the blog.

These are in no particular order though I still say that the video in the first link takes the creepy cake.

Hey, Wanna See The Creepiest Thing Ever? – I guess even "Thank heaven for little girls" used to be acceptable song lyrics.

Hey, Look At This Dead Guy On A Motorcycle – May he ride forever.

Your WTF of the Day: Baby Hitler – Sure, it always seems like a good idea to dress your baby up like Hitler…

What's More Disgusting? – Think the whole puke thing is a new phenomenon?  We've been trying to make you vomit since all the way back in July of '09.

Above: When Did You Know You'd Be a Porn Star?

Where would the Internet be without funny animal stuff?  Clips of talking cats and dancing dogs are pretty much par for the course anytime you check out the latest viral videos.

Though Tosh.0 is more about a good vomit than a cute cat, we've definitely had our fair share of animal interactions.  Here are some of our favorites:

Goose Gets Revenge – Watching this guy get attacked by a goose gave Carly some serious sympathy… for the goose.

Pigeons Are People, Too – This pigeon riding the subway like a pro is one of our favorite non-cat or dog animal clips.

Talking Kitty – Remember when I had beef with Talking Kitty?  You don't??  Yeah, no one does, because Talking Kitty blows.

Sure It's Monday But… – I loved the image on this post so much I bought TheBestFuckingShitEver.com just to post it there.  Fuck your bad vibes bro.

Wiener Dog Drinking a Margarita – Margarita Dog is my all-time favorite clip on the Internet.  Period.

Above: Kitten in a Blender