Blog Awards

If we've learned one thing from the 2012 Blog Awards, it's that you guys can't get enough bad tattoos. Y'all just love 'em!

The year's most popular post was this absolutely terrible Couple's Heart Tattoo, which proves that all you need to do to become internet famous is be young and in love. And really stupid.

Thanks to everyone who voted in this year's awards! I've had a great time working over the holidays.

See you all in 2013… The year I start working out and saving money! Hahahaha.

Apparently when you get 15 Tattoos of Miley Cyrus, that makes you the year's saddest person. It also makes you Liam Hemsworth's #1 least favorite person, so congrats on winning two titles today, buddy.

Here's to hoping he still likes her now that she's cut off all her hair.

The Mushroom Sex Toy story was easily 2012's best news fail, winning by a landslide.

There's something about the fact that nobody thought, "Hey, that looks like a vagina."

Gets me every time.

This is a very important Blog Awards category for my lovely WITards. So how does one take the title for Most Intense Commenter?

Fano Boss wins because 1) he makes lots and lots of comments on posts, 2) he cares deeply about his first amendment rights, and 3) he leaves me hearts. Hey, sometimes it pays to be the teacher's pet.

Honorable mentions go to Charles Logan Taft (because even our digital guys in New York know his name), and Sean Ferl (because he actually suggests Fan Favorites that I can use.)

A big thanks to all of our dedicated commenters. You are all clever and eloquent, and I deeply appreciate when you call me a cunt or a stupid bitch. It means a lot!!

Well there's good news and there's bad news. The bad news is, the actual winner of the year's most popular video, I Feel Dizzy, can no longer be embedded into blog posts. Boo!

The good news? The second place winner, The Meaning Of Miles Per Hour, was SO loved by all of you that we brought them on the show this year. Which means you can also watch the MPH Couple's Web Chat with Daniel!

Party time. Excellent.

You voted, Rimjobs won. Simple as that.

By the way, every time I look at this photo I picture one of them saying, "Hey, let's get friendship bracelets" and the other one saying, "Nah, bro. Let's get something that will last forever." Aww.

Speaking of beautiful moments captured in ink, many of you will be pleased to know that Blowjob Butterfly came in 2nd place. YAY.

Yes, it's true. Out of all your Fan Favorite suggestions, everyone loved Zombie Attack the most. And we can't blame you! There's racial humor, movie makeup, AND a crazy Russian. It's perfect, really.

The crown goes to Spartan High School Style because a) it's clear the winner had to be a Gangnam Style cover and b) who doesn't love to watch kids be totally and completely awkward?

Stay in school.

What, this sugary confection doesn't look delicious to you?

It was a very close call, but Cold Sore Cupcake has come out on top as 2012's worst product. The very sexy Men's Pantie Stocking lost the title by only 26 votes, which goes to show that every single one of you can make a difference in this world!!

So yeah. Cold Sore Cupcake. Ew.

Surprise, surprise- the most viewed show clip this year was centered around a nut sack.

Take a moment to enjoy Teabag A Mousetrap once again. I don't know about you, but I'm getting hot and bothered just thinking about it.