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So this is what it would feel like to enjoy Justin Bieber's music. Huh. Weird.

[via The Daily What]

(Video is super NSFW)

I don't know what's happening here but it's very gay so I assume you guys will like it.

[via FoD]

I don't know who taught Miljenko Parserisas how to be a crazy stalker but it certainly wasn't me. Because I know the best way to get near your favorite celebs is to act like you have no idea who they are.

The first time I met Enrique Iglesias (yes, at this moment I am admitting that Enrique Iglesias is among my favorite celebs), I was all like, "Enrique who? Igalayseeus? Sounds familiar. Are you a singer?" And he was all like, "Yes, we're backstage at my concert. You're holding my concert ticket in your hand." And I was all like, "Yeah. Thought your name rang a bell."

Nailed it. That's how stalk a famous person.

Miljenko, on the other hand, isn't getting within 500 feet of Julia Roberts.

Well, we can't all have an underwear drawer filled with signed guitar picks.

[via BWE]

Tom Brady? Yeah, I've heard of him. He's that good-looking dude that dances like a self-conscious 5th grader.

[via College Humor]

Some actors peak young. Gary Coleman, Lindsay Lohan, and that kid with the glasses from Jerry Maguire are among the list of people who experienced their greatest successes at an early age.

But who knew Seth Green belonged to that elite group of has-beens?

This news footage from 1991 shows a time when Seth Green was adored. Stadiums cheered for him. An entire town loved him. Women flocked to him despite his hideous hairstyle.

Without A Paddle, Seth? Old Dogs!?! You used to be somebody!!!

[via Blame It On The Voices]

This Jesse Eisenberg impression is the best impression ever. White girls doing Bill Cosby have nothing on this white guy doing Jesse Eisenberg.

Asians doing Christopher Walken? Please. We've seen it a hundred times.

Move aside, Frank Caliendo. There's a new Terry Fator in town. Huh? Whatever.

This guy is good.

[via BWE]

Sick of having to get your Charlie Sheen rants via the "lame-stream media"?

Who wants to bother watching a two-part Today Show interview?  Give me a break.

Well, around 8pm last night, your prayers were answered: Charlie Sheen joined Twitter.

The "Unemployed Winner…" didn't waste a moment ranting with full #tigerblood force online.  First tweets included:

I have a question: Who keeps letting Charlie Sheen drink all this tiger blood?  I don't think it's good for him.

Charlie Sheen isn't the only insane person in Hollywood. So don't let his media shit show make you forget the crazies that came before him.

This video also serves as next year's Oscar's In Memoriam.

Just kidding. Gary Busey will never die.

[via FilmDrunk]

OMG, you guys. It's Justin Bieber's 17th birthday!!! He is one year away from being legal. AHHHHHHHHHH! Rejoice amongst yourselves.

And what a crazy coincidence that his b-day falls on a show night. Best day ever??? I'd say so.

To celebrate the Biebs' day of birth, we made him this cake. And then we sent our good friend Dexter to cut him it!

Happy birthday Justin!!!

[via EPICponyz]

I was too high to watch the Oscars.  James Franco was too high to host the Oscars.

Unfortunately, only one of us got a photo op with Oprah out of the deal.  (That's from James Franco's Twitter.  Yes, he was tweeting during the Oscars — and looking very high while doing it.)

Gawker did a great job handpicking some quotes from Oscar reviews alluding to Franco's accused state:

"Heavy-lidded and smirky" (The Washington Post); "A tad bewildered" (Moviefone); "Mellow" (Entertainment Weekly); "Distant [and] uninterested" (The Hollywood Reporter); "Distracted" (Los Angeles Times); "Bored" (BBC); "[In] a haze" (Time); "Preparing for a remake of Dazed and Confused" (USA Today).

To be fair — "bored," "uninterested," "distracted" — he was at The Oscars, the most boring 4-hour-plus event on television.  Why would I wait the length of a movie to see an award being given to a movie I didn't see?

That's exactly why I didn't watch them.  Still, from what I've heard, putting the always loopy Franco next to the super-straight edge Anne Hathaway made for an interesting pairing.

Next year's hosts: Dakota Fanning and Charlie Sheen on mushrooms!

That should… do… something…  [shrug]