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Beyonce surprised a group of students at Harlem School PS 161 by joining them while they danced her�"Move Your Body"�workout routine.

Yeah, it's cool she's getting kids to work out. Yeah, they're great dancers. And yeah, it's awesome that she surprised them. But the thing is, she was probably already in New York City and that's why it was easy for her to stop by.

This kind of stuff never happens for children in, say, Nantucket. Fucking Harlem kids get everything.

[via Dlisted]

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1. A transcendent state in which there is neither suffering, desire, nor sense of self, and the subject is released from the effects of karma and samsara

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I watched The Voiceon Tuesday expecting to hate it. I didn't. It's kind of entertaining. But that's not what this post is about. This post is about the size of Cee-Lo Green's hands.

Have you seen those things? They are so tiny!!�And he is constantly using them when he talks.

I didn't hear a thing Cee-Lo said on the show because I was so focused on his miniature extremities.

After the jump, we'll take an in-depth look at just how small Cee-Lo Green's hands are.

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A�plumber from England named Barmy Baz Franks spent six hours in a dentist?s chair getting Prince William and Kate Middleton?s faces tattooed on his teeth.

?I love the Royal Family and this was my way of lending my support to their Big Day,? Franks said of his tats, which should last about three months.

The procedure cost Barmy��1,000 and (I'm guessing) all of his friends. To translate, that's $1,600 and his mom.

[via Dangerous Minds]

Our old pal Antoine Dodson was back in the news over the weekend after being arrested for marijuana possession and some other misdemeanor charges that are less exciting than marijuana possession in his hometown of Huntsville, Alabama.

According to an incident report, officers confiscated a "small bag" of marijuana.

It's nice to see the Huntsville Police out doing their job, busting people for possessing small bags of marijuana.

Hey, by the way, Huntsville Police, did you guys ever find that rapist??

You should keep looking.� He might have a small bag of marijuana on him!

[via TMZ]

Nicki Minaj gave Steve Nash a lap dance during her concert in Phoenix. He was visibly underwhelmed.

Maybe he's not into black girls. Or troll dolls. Either way, dude needs to brush up on his acting skills.

If I close my eyes, this might not be so bad.

Nope. Still horrible.

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With the short clip above, Gary Busey has officially endorsed Donald Trump's run for the presidency.

I've created a Busey-ism for Gary Busey's last name.� B-U-S-E-Y stands for "Buddy, Understand Something. Essentially Yourealivingjoke."

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Some Swiss prankster who was at the same hotel as Justin Bieber in Zurich thought it would be a funny idea to dress up like the teen pop star, head to the roof and wave at hoards of adoring fans wandering the streets below.

But come on, Bieber fans.� This is one of the sorriest impression I've ever seen.� Dude's like six foot tall, and yes, there's a lot of glare, but I'm pretty sure he's sporting some light facial hair.

What planning went into this?

Pink shirt?� Check.� White cap?� Check.� Um…� Not a black guy…?� Check.

Alright, I think we're good.� Get up on the roof.

[via The Daily What]

On the bright side, for once he doesn't look like a lesbian.

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Naturally, George Takei wants to be the next Spiderman. So he made this audition tape.

It's somewhere between awesome and incredibly horrible. Kinda like Tracy Morgan's comedy. Or the first time you had sex.

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