Fan Favorites

Remember to leave your suggestion for a Fan Favorite in the comments!

First, I'd like to address a fan question:

Answer: We stopped doing it.

Please don't ask me any other questions as I will never do that again.

Now… Onto this week's Fan Favorite!

This week, I'm featuring the "cab driver who falls asleep and crashes" because of loser's generous offer to check me for lumps.  Which is just what I need because I don't have heath insurance.  I prefer to spend my disposable monthly income on high end Argentinian Malbecs and paying off past due legal fees.

And don't say that was supposed to be a joke about me having man tits!  Males suffering from breast cancer is severely overlooked medical issue!

Oh, and thanks, loser, on the heads up on that viral video of the guy dancing into traffic that everyone has seen a million times.  I'll be sure to go hunt that one down!

This week, I'm going with a suggestion from Professor Frizzo, primarily because I'm a big fan of Hussein sympathizers.  Coalition government, my ass!

However, I should point out that I wanted to use Marcos' suggestion:

Unfortunately, he forgot to include a suggestion.

Remember to leave your suggestion for a Fan Favorite in the comments!

At long last, I've decided to go with Dongzilla.

I've been waiting to say that ever since I arrived in the San Fernando Valley on Wednesday.

Remember to leave your suggestion for a Fan Favorite in the comments!

Remember to leave your suggestion for a Fan Favorite in the comments!

I must say, I love all of you.  I wish I could honor every single three of your requests each week.

But this past week, something amazing happened: Two people suggested the same video!

Was it one person scamming the system by posting under multiple names?  Yes, probably.

But think of it this way… Now you have two ways to scam the system: You can call me a "hottie tottie" or just leave like a hundred comments under different names all asking for the same video.

It's an imperfect system really…

Remember to leave your suggestion for a Fan Favorite in the comments!

Not a lot of time for this week's Fan Favorite.  I have dinner reservations at the fanciest restaurant in all of Manhattan.

Therefore, last week I told Lindsey, "Keep calling me a hottie and I'll get something else up for you."

Well, she did call me a "hottie" — a "hottie tottie" no less — so she gets her request.  If any of the rest of you want your videos, you know what to do…  Call me a hottie!  (Dongzilla, I'm looking in your direction.)

Or you could just do a Google search and cut me out of the equation entirely.

And Mal, I couldn't find our version of opening a wine bottle with your shoe, but here's a link to the original.  De rien!  (Oh, and Carly seriously hates cat.  Ask her.)

Jon, I respect how you've repeatedly called me a whore over the course of multiple weeks.  You remind me of an old Mel Gibson.  For that, I have honored your request and am showing the Parallel Parking video.  Enjoy.

But I wanted to address the rest of you who submitted comments as well.  Hopefully this will encourage others to feel the pain of rejection by leaving comments in the future…

Mal suggested "anything with cats doing cute shit.  Or that kid who parallel parked his PowerWheel jeep like a mother fuckin' pro."  Unfortunately, we don't have the kid parking the jeep clip on the web.  And everyone at the show but me hates cats.

Dongzilla said, "Mike, you little bitch. Please, next week…make it the motorcycle granny incest video."  We've already shown that video, but thank you for calling me a "little bitch."

Jay was "upset [the cupcake choke victim] survived."  So were her parents.

Lindsey requested, "Please oh please hottie Pomranz play that video where the grandma gets humped by the dog."  Believe it or not, I couldn't find that Breakdown in our archive!  But keep calling me a hottie and I'll get something else up for you!

Desiree wrote, "Now the next shit you play should be…the dude who ripped his gooch.  Don't want your gooch to get ripped right?  Righttt?"  Is that a threat??  I'm not showing that one just to see if you'll come rip my gooch.  Let the hunt begin.

And lastly, Noah Smolian asked for "the clip of [Daniel] taking a huge bong rip and coughing like a little girl."  Smoking is illegal, sir.

Don't forget to leave your suggestion for a Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Ah, my favorite part of the week: Fan Favorites.

Last week, Jon commented that "You're an attention whore, Mike Pomranz."

For the record, it's not about me; it's about you guys, and how much you all suck.

But this week, enough with all that…  Let's focus on what Fan Favorites is supposed to be about… the videos!

"Retarded cupcake eating woman!"  PLAY THAT SHIT!

And don't forget to leave your suggestion for a Fan Favorite video in the comments!

So I was standing on the edge of the Brooklyn Bridge, picking the exact region of concrete I was hoping to plunge to my death upon, when I checked last week's Fan Favorite comments from my cellular telephone.  Lo and behold, I realized you guys really do care!

Kat said, "Love your work."  Bojangles stated, "I enjoy the hours entertainment I gain by reading the Tosh.0 blog every week. Thank you Mr. Pomranz. p.s. quit bitching."  Mel pointed out, "This is the funniest post I've seen in quite some time. A little narcissistic, but funny nonetheless" and that "I just can't wait to see your bloggical stylings of whiny-ness next week."

RachelM commented, "Mike! Heeeeey Buddy, thanks so much for the most interesting post that has stolen precious time from me that I could be using to actually get some work done!"  Delaney wrote, "Hey Mike! :) Thanks for doing the weekly fan choice video thing…"  And Bobby Faye insisted, "You whine like a vagina. Love you!!"

But I went with Kristen's suggestion because she was polite without feeling the need to kiss my ass.

Suck ups!

Another week, another pile of worthless comments in my quest to find a Fan Favorite video.

Let's review the three (yes, only three) comments from last week's post.

Posted by Grundle on June 16, 2010 at 8:06 pm
Awesome. One & Done.

Okay, see, that doesn't mean anything!  Maybe the next one will be better…

Posted by Tarbox on June 16, 2010 at 10:46 pm
www.funnyjunk.com/movies/5236/Fight+Scene+Accident/

Oh, awesome!  A random link to a random video from a random site that has nothing to do with Tosh.0.  Thanks, Tarbox.  You suck.  Maybe third time's a charm?

Posted by Jessica on June 17, 2010 at 12:59 am
Spanish toddler rolling his toy car after being pushed downhill by his sister. Love it!

For the love of God.  Someone suggests that clip every week: I think just to screw with me.  We already used it!  It was our second ever Fan Favorite.  I'm gonna say this one more time: We can't just show the goddman Kid Car Breakdown every week!  I know you love it, but we can't!

So, to show all of you how it's done, I left a comment for myself.  Read it.  Study it.  Learn from the zeal and politeness.  See how sweet and nice I am?

So why do you all hate me?  Please leave a suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite in the comments.  Please.  Just do it.  No garbage.  For once.  For me.  I'd say for Daniel, but he probably doesn't care either.

First of all, I want to thank all of you for leaving so many suggestions in the comments last week.  I will try to stop my "senseless bitching about the lack of comments" and "quit being a douche."  Thanks, guys.

That said, with so many suggestions, it was actually hard to decide which video to use.  But in the end, how can I deny a commenter who calls himself "shitballs"?  I can't really.  I just can't.

So this week, I bring you "the dude gets spin kicked in the face by the hidden ninja."  You're welcome, shitballs!

If you want me to find your favorite video for you next week (saves you countless Google hours), leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite in the comments.