Fan Favorites

Every Wednesday, I eagerly check the Fan Favorite comments excited to see what suggestions you, our fans — and I like to think, my friends — have left me.

But a lot of times, like any good friend, you guys are total dicks.

Last week, I made a small typo: I wrote "Sorry to day" when I meant "Sorry to say."  Obviously, you ravenous dogs came after me.

Ryan Goosetopher Cunningham commented, "I'm Sorry to day… You can't spel."

Alright, jerk.  I spelled "day" perfectly well.  It's just not the right word.  So you can chill out.

Billy Martin wrote, "Hey mike, 'Sorry to day' you made a spelling error. While some people may say 'it was one letter off, close enough,' I say close only counts in gorseshoes and grandhenades."

Ha.  That one's actually pretty funny.  That's how it's done, Ryan.

Then Danny Haley chimed in saying, "Hey Mike…. This week my pick would be for everyone to see your terrible comedy act. I can't seem to find it on Youtube anymore. But seriously it was awful."

Okay, that doesn't even have anything to do with the typo.  That's just being a dick.  And you know what, Danny, if you want everyone to see my terrible comedy act, they're just going to have to see it in person.  Check my website for dates.  Follow me on Twitter.

All of you jerks should take a lesson from Julia Hays, who not only let my typo slide, but also chose a relevant Fan Favorite AND provided the link for me.

Julia, thanks for your perfectly sensible choice of following up last week's video of Things You Should Never Run Into a Room and Yell with the viewer response video.

That's how it's done.  The rest of you are dead to me.

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Hey, Ben.  Thanks for your suggestion.

As to why you couldn't find the video "Inappropriate Things to Say While Walking into a Room": It's because it's actually titled "Things You Should Never Run Into a Room and Yell."

Sorry to say, Ben, that close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.  And in boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner.

Thanks for your suggestion!

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I liked Hector's approach this week.  He was the first person to comment and he was right to the point…

"Put the 'Twitten By' clip," he said.  Proper grammar be damned.

Yes, boss.  Right away, boss.

And timely too…  I've heard a new Twitten By is coming soon…

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A number of interesting requests were made last week, but none piqued my interest quite like Jarred's did.

Primarily because it contained one of the biggest contradictions I've ever read…

"Everyone is gay but me….  Play the Gay Porn Viagra Boner Challenge."

Though now that I think about it, if you wanted to take the Gay Porn Viagra Boner Challenge, you could maybe prove that everyone is gay but you.

But no.  You wanted to watch it.  You wanted to watch a Boner Challenge.

Here you go, straighty!

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We only had 12 comments on last week's Fan Favorites post.

Of those 12 comments, only one actually suggested a Fan Favorite: Jordan Neuenschwander.

And he was bold.  Really bold.  Requesting not one, but two videos!

But sometimes boldness is rewarded!  And other times boldness doesn't matter because only one person made a suggestion so we are stuck with you.

Therefore, Jordan, here is the bowling ball to the nuts.  Both of them!

Thank you and you're welcome.

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Can you believe we're already six episodes through Season 3?

It seems like just yesterday we were eagerly awaiting the season premiere featuring the Video Breakdown with the guy who smashes his scooter through the doors of an elevator.

I rewatched this clip to try and figure out what makes it so great.  I think it's the part where he smashes his scooter through the doors of an elevator.

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Classic Tosh.0 doesn't get much more classic than "Inappropriate Times to Do 'Macho Man' Randy Savage Impressions."  Oh yeah!

Thanks for the suggestion, Brock.  Glad to see we have some fans who can take it all the way back to Season 1.  Hoodies, anyone?

And since you gave me a suggestion, Brock, I would like to give you a suggestion in return: Get a real name.

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This week, I wanted to harken back to the olden days of Fan Favorites… when it was all about kissing my ass.

Address me by name, caress my hair, make me feel special.  That's how to get me to put out …your choice of video on the Tosh.0 blog.

Also, ending with a threat never hurt.  Thanks, Sarah.  I've been having a lot of nightmares recently.  Hopefully, this will put an end to that…

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Before there was a Golden-Voiced Homeless Guy, there was an Epic Beard Man.

How quickly we forget in Internet culture.

Though it's nice to see we are finally recognizing street vagrants for how well they speak and not how poorly they pronounce the word "ambulance."

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Well, Alexis, get ready to become all teary-eyed.

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