Johnny (and all 14 of you who liked his suggestion), I hate to break it to you, but we've already used "Two Girls, One Bowl" (as it's officially called) as a Fan Favorite.
Luckily, however, you have two things working in your favor:
- Every other suggestion from last week's comments was also already used.
- Carly came to visit New York a couple weeks ago and she didn't bring me shit!
So here you go.† Two Girls, One Bowl.
Maybe this will teach her that polite coworkers bring a gift.