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His Flight Is Definitely Delayed

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 17, 2014 at 8:00PM

"We have don't' have any problem running over the toys and dreams of young children to get to you on time!" – Delivery Company's Motto

[via The Chive]

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airplane

boy

delivery

fail

kid

mean

street

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Yes, I Just Discovered The Freedom Boner

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 17, 2014 at 12:00PM

He may never release his birth certificate, but Obama's x-ray is enough proof for me.

[via Reddit]

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America

boner

dick

eagle

flag

freedom boner

freedome

GIF

murica

penis

wtf

The Thrill Of Victory

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 16, 2014 at 10:00PM

And the agony of being defeated by your dipshit tendencies.

[via Fail Blog]

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bike

cycling

fail

fall

finish line

ouch

race

GOOOOAAAALLLLLL!!!!

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 15, 2014 at 3:00PM

During the second intermission he "accidentally" spit up all over a Flyers fan. Kid doesn't mess around.

[via Prickly Legs]

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baby

cheer

child

fan

fanatic

goal

hockey

kid

nhl

pittsburgh penguins

scream

yell

Hope That Playground Is Wheelchair Accessible

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 15, 2014 at 1:00PM

His mom must've stepped on a crack. That works both ways, right?

[via Fail Blog]

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back

broken

chiropractor

fail

fall

paralyzed

playground

spine

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