Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- What does the fox say? Teach your kids about animals AND raves.
- Here's a bison, because I can't think of a logical reason not to show you this.
- Lady Gaga's VMAs performance recap. No thong??
- A most magical couch. Make sure to scroll through all the photos. Last one's important.
- Video earrings, so you can loop Two Girls One Cup at your cousin's wedding.
- John McCain was playing poker on his phone during Syria meeting. Classic John.
- 38 hot girls in bed. Know any of 'em?
- Vodka Samm will be an excellent mother one day.
- Sleep texting. You're probably doing it.
- And Rihanna's hoop game. Currently: next level.
[video via Spin - thanks Mike!]