Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- A balloon fetishist. She LOVES birthday parties.
- A blind guy shot a 3-pointer to win free McDonald's for a year. Classic under dog.
- Back to the Future power laces are totally going to become real.
- Gary Oldman covers Timber. Pitbull wrote some powerful words.
- 32 famous people rejected by SNL, who are arguably all more successful than everyone on SNL.
- Glitchr is a very weird Twitter account but hey, I'm into it.
- Mind the gap Monday! Start your week off with some nice thighs.
- A pangolin playing in the mud, wtf is a pangolin.
- 25 hottest women from 1990-2009 in videos and GIFs. Honestly it should just be Kate Beckinsale for 20 years.
- And a month without porn. I know, TERRIFYING.
[video via Vice]