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"Tomorrow: Do men prefer tight vaginas or big floppy sad ones? Find out at eleven!"

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"I was focusing on their hearts."-producer who was swiftly fired

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The most troubling part of this is how much Santa looks like Dick Cheney.

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More like "Pancaking Bad," am I right? Woooo, I think I just won blogging!

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To be fair, most craft books don't have a "So You're A Convict Now" section.

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Wondering what to get for yourself once you've returned all your shitty Christmas presents?

WONDER NO MORE. Both Deep V's AND Cardigans + Casual Jackets will be available for purchase on 12/21 (if the world is still here), or you can pre-order them today!

Check out Daniel in Deep V's on DVD and Blu-ray.

And get some Cardigans + Casual Jackets, exclusively at Walmart.

Happy Holidays, and more importantly: you're welcome.

Let's just get right into this. The leggy sexpot above is Liu Xianping, and he is a 72-year-old geriatric turned super model.

It all started when he tried on some pieces from his granddaughter's clothing company and everyone quickly realized that whoa, why the fuck isn't he the only model on our site.

Of course I assume he has no idea what's going on and still thinks he's at home eating mashed potatoes, but sales have quadrupled for Yuekou. And it's not like any of Tyra Banks' models ever know what's happening to them either.

[via NY Daily News]

Sometimes people love animals. And sometimes those people love squirrels and make hats for them.

Mary Krupa, a student at Penn State, is known around campus as the Squirrel Whisperer. Why? Because she sits with them, pets them, feeds them, and -duh- accessorizes them. Sneezy The Squirrelis the most well-known. (And the most media savvy, as you can see.)

Yes, this is weird. But as long as Mary can keep them the hell away from me, I don't give a shit what she does. Whisper on, Squirrel Whisperer. More photos.. after the jump!

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If you have to pay for a Glory Hole, I ask you: where is the glory?

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Don't remove them. Just do what I always do and pretend you're peeing into Mick Jagger's mouth.

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