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Here's a round-up of all the important moments from last night's Emmys.

• Daniel's face showed up for exactly one second in the Reality/Variety montage. Amazing! We did it!

• Jane Lynch made one funny joke:�?A lot of people are very curious why I?m a lesbian? Ladies and gentleman, the cast of Entourage.? HA!

And then the four-hour-long broadcast was over. Congrats to Jane Lynch and Daniel's face.

Tune in next year when Tosh.0 gets a second and a half of montage airtime!

Yesterday's Tweet and Greet got a little out of hand when Daniel decided it was time to leave. He made a 100 yard dash to his getaway car and luckily the local news was there to catch it on camera.

I could watch Chris Williams stand in front of a "green wall" with footage of Daniel sprinting behind him all day.

Get excited because one week from today your edgy, sell-out idol will be back on TV with an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0. Tune in Tuesday, September 20th at 10.

Hey, ASU! Is there anything you want to say to Daniel's face? Well now is your chance to get off the Internet and insult say nice things to him in real life.

Daniel will be on campus today at 5 and he wants to sit down with every single one of you. Follow him on Twitter to find out where he'll be. And then you can be there too.

See? Dreams do come true! If your dream is something very dumb like speak to Daniel Tosh in person.

"Stop being such a drama queen.� Going to a nursing home isn't THAT bad.� They have shuffleboard there."

You can read her story here.

[via The Daily What]

A man in a Gumby costume attempted to rob a 7-Eleven on Monday night and the whole thing was caught on camera.

Saddest of all, the Associated Press reported that "the clerk never heard of Gumby. He described the character as a green SpongeBob SquarePants."

Well, he knows who Gumby is now: Gumby is a bad motherfucker who won't think twice about robbing your sorry ass.

But this could be good for Gumby's career.� It's the most screen time he's gotten in two decades.� I smell a comeback.

At the very least can a Gumby Celebrity Rehab be far behind?� Let's see what Dr. Drew knows about green clay.

[via The Daily What]

You can't trust that news report.� They cited the website "Urban Dictionary."

Why's it gotta be an "urban" dictionary?� Clearly that's racist.

But a message to the old people in this news report who think "You mad bro" is racist…� You probably want to stay away from the Internet altogether.� First place to stay away from: the comments section for the YouTube video "People Think "You Mad Bro?" Is racist."

[via VVV]

Do you make a humping motion every time someone offers you pie? Do you? I thought so.�Well, you're not the only one who can't seem to move on from the American Pie series.�Universal has released the first pictures from�American Reunion, a sequel about the friends returning for their 10-year high-school reunion.

I'm not a huge American Pie fan. But I am a huge Chris Klein fan. And I sincerely hope they made him reaudition for his role in the sequel. And that for some reason they made him sing show tunes. And that it is on tape and it will soon be released online. That's what I hope.

In the meantime, let's all watch this again.

[via FilmDrunk]

Nothing says "I told you so" quite like Larry not being able to understand his wife when she says "I told you so".

[via imgur]

Well why don't you tell�86-year-old Leroy Luetscher about it? Oh wait, he has pruning shears lodged in his eye socket. So he probably doesn't want to hear about how your roommate's car was blocking yours in this morning.

Also, he's 86. So his hearing might not be that great anyway.

[via The DW]

Reporter Tucker Barnes was giving a live hurricane update from�Ocean City, Maryland this weekend while being unwittingly covered in raw sewage.

The station?s chief meteorologist told Barnes it was ?organic matter?plankton mixed in with sand and salt.? But it was more likely a�toxic mix of pollution and cyanobacteria, or raw sewage, pouring into the water during the storm.

This is almost as funny as the time the meteorologist told Barnes the pie he was eating was French silk when in fact it was dog shit.

[via Fox via The DW]