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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 5, 2013 at 1:00PM

Which seems like a lot to fit up there, but was nothing compared to the time she stole his plasma TV.

[via Huff Post Weird]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 29, 2013 at 1:00PM

Don't get down on yourselves. McDonald's started slow too, now everyone ignores the shame and disease that comes with going there.

[via Sky News]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 22, 2013 at 1:00PM

You can bed my mom but do not FUCK with my seafood salad!

[via Death And Taxes]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 15, 2013 at 1:00PM

Florida woman panhandling to raise money for boob job; Next up on her agenda, squeegeeing windshields for ass implants.

[via Huff Post Weird]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 8, 2013 at 1:00PM

New study says having an orgasm is better for your brain than doing mental exercises; So the next time your mom knocks on the bathroom door just tell her you're "trying to stay sharp."

[via The Daily Caller]

Wi-Fi Rage

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 2, 2013 at 11:00AM

Network Connection Wizard:

1. Turn off airport

2. Wait 30 seconds

3. Turn airport on

4. Throw cat out window

5. Punch lady

[via Cumberland Times News]