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You don't know where I'm hiding.
[via The Chive]
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You don't know where I'm hiding.
[via The Chive]
"We wish she was more like normal kids and she hated vegetables." -This girl's mom
[via reddit]
Get in the truck. Lock the doors. And drive.
[via Sofa Pizza]
Couldn't you have just been cremated and dumped off the side of a fishing boat like a normal redneck?
[via IMNS]
"Why did we spend so much time teaching the kids anagramming!?"
[via IAB]
No. The children are our future. He's accusing you of being a child molester.
[via Reddit]
Also, backfat.
[thanks Conor]
I bet he also thinks his dog is smarter than your honor student. Because he's just a dick like that.
[via IMNS]
I buy my raincoats by the roll, bitch.
[via theamericankid]
I heart vaginal, but you don't see me writing it on my car windows. That's just tacky.
[via Reddit]