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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18

2 Kool 4 Skull

Posted by: Matt Koff | June 5, 2013 at 3:00PM

2kool4skull

Remember, kids: Just cuz you've been dipped in lye doesn't mean you shouldn't try.

[via The Chive]

Just In Time For Father's Day

Posted by: Matt Koff | June 5, 2013 at 1:00PM

ketchupbottle

Even better gift idea: a note that says "Fuck You" written in A-1 Steak Sauce.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

gifts

ketchup

ketchup gifts

Her Prom Accessory? Six Rings.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 5, 2013 at 12:00PM

jordanprom

"Oh my God, Tanya's wearing the same dress."

[via No Way Girl]

Tags: 

air

clothes

couple

dress

ew

jordan

logo

outfit

prom

wtf

Now That's Just Mean

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 5, 2013 at 11:00AM

weight watchers

Our Weight Watchers is a little different. We sit outside the ice cream shop and watch people get fat.

[via Break]

It's About Time

Posted by: Matt Koff | June 5, 2013 at 10:00AM

pizzaslurpee

My main complaint about pizza: "it's not frozen and vomity enough."

[via Break]

Great Accuracy

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 4, 2013 at 9:00PM

 

The target was always his friend's nuts.

[via Peter From Texas]

Tags: 

football

Hike

nut shot

nuts

trick shot

tricks

The Acid Just Kicked In

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 4, 2013 at 8:00PM

pugsurf

I think as a band you should retire if a pug crowd surfs your show.

[via Acid Cow]

Tags: 

acid

band

concert

crowd surfing

dog

pug

Portrait Of A Young Henry Rollins

Posted by: Matt Koff | June 4, 2013 at 6:00PM

iamaliar

I call bullshit.

[via Uber Humor]

Tags: 

i am a liar

liar

parenting

To Protect And Serve

Posted by: Matt Koff | June 4, 2013 at 5:00PM

dogcop

I can't wait until they realize it's stuffed.

[via Break]

Tags: 

cop fail

cops

dog

police

Somebody's Ready For The Beach

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 4, 2013 at 2:00PM

bikini

I bet the bottoms are cute too.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

bikini

chest

gross

guy

hair

summer

WHAT'S HOT

Wake Up, Man Baby

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30 For 30.0 - Nerf Hoops - Uncensored

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Poop Slide

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Video Breakdown - Crack Ninja - Uncensored

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