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Similarly, I own a replacement foreskin that says "Not Jewish."

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"I want a wedding dress that's tasteful, yet exposes my penis."

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Johnny, it's your two favorite things: baseball, and big black dick.

[via Acid Cow]

This cover's pretty good, but I prefer the original.

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This is just like that episode of "Sex and the City" where they willfully ignore the suffering of others.

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I'd like to think that somewhere out there, they're riding bikes together over the moon at this very moment.

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… and other ways to save money on dildos.

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You should play a little more SCHOOL and a little less SITTING ON THE BENCH.

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I was finding it hard to put into words why I'm voting for Obama, until I realized it was Michelle's fat ass.

Also, we use the same hair clippers.

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She's being interviewed about what it's like to blow Ronald McDonald.

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