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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

Oppressively Low Prices

Posted by: Matt Koff | August 28, 2012 at 5:00PM

The other stores are doing a great job of pretending to not be Jewish.

[Via Izismile]

Tags: 

hitler

mall

motorcycles

nazis

store

World War II

wtf

The Most Delicious Way To Give Up In Life

Posted by: Matt Koff | August 28, 2012 at 3:00PM

A nice treat after a long day of being lifted out of your house.

[Via I Am Bored]

Tags: 

eclair

fat

hot dogs

ketchup

mall

mustard

sweat

sweatpants

F*ckaway Camp

Posted by: Matt Koff | August 28, 2012 at 1:00PM

Don't you hate it when you're playing Tug o' War and you run out of scented lubricant?

[Via FAIL Blog]

Tags: 

camp

condom

jelly

ky

lube

Sex

I Can't Wait for 'Total Lack of Self-Awareness Sunday'

Posted by: Matt Koff | August 28, 2012 at 11:00AM

"My girls were up all night, crying in their dungeon. By the way, that 20/20 was about me."

[Via tumblrs better than pumprs]

Tags: 

bunny

Hugh Hefner

Playboy

twitter

Confucius Got Girls To Do All Kinds Of Things

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 28, 2012 at 10:00AM

My boyfriend says that to me all the time.

[via Imgur]

You've Come A Long Way, Sea Mammals With Alternative Lifestyles

Posted by: Matt Koff | August 27, 2012 at 6:00PM

You've been given fair warning, fans of Heterosexual Dolphin Fireworks.

[Via The Chive]

Tags: 

dolphin

fireworks

gay

mammal

America's Worst Honeymoon Destination

Posted by: Matt Koff | August 27, 2012 at 5:00PM

In Blue Ball, we have a little saying: "My testicles are throbbing."

[Via The Chive]

Christmas Is Ruined

Posted by: Matt Koff | August 27, 2012 at 3:01PM

On the bright side, those mugshots will make adorable Christmas cards.

[Via The Chive]

Tags: 

beach

christmas

college

cops

drunk

frat dude

reindeer

shame

Smells Like The Galactic Empire

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 27, 2012 at 2:00PM

He's gathering information about the Sith Lord and his army. And just saying hi.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

at-at

butt

dog

empire

galactic

lord

sith

smell

sniff

star wars

walker

You May Have More Luck At Our "Wall Of Annoying Bitches"

Posted by: Matt Koff | August 27, 2012 at 1:00PM

This wall is probably just going through a rough break-up.

[Via Izismile]

Tags: 

fail

great women

museums

tributes

walls

women

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