Guys never pay me in Mustangs.
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"Did you dress me in this shirt because I'm black?" -Mannequin
Sometimes all your questions can be answered by simply looking to something higher.
It wasn't the humping that made them realize he was gay. It was the fact that he's in excellent shape and is incredibly well groomed.
Okay so it's between All Dogs Go To Heaven, or Too Fast Too Furious.
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If rap snacks give you mad flow, Scooby snacks better make you awesome at figuring out that oh my God, those things that you thought were a zombie and a witch turned out to be two robbers who were looking for a security van that they dumped in the river years ago.
I think she should hit up Casper the friends-with-benefits ghost.
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