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Guys never pay me in Mustangs.

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"Did you dress me in this shirt because I'm black?" -Mannequin

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Justin Theroux is being held hostage in there.

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If anyone can change Helen's mind, it's Judge Ross.

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Coming at you like two asshole dogs with a belt.

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Sometimes all your questions can be answered by simply looking to something higher.

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It wasn't the humping that made them realize he was gay. It was the fact that he's in excellent shape and is incredibly well groomed.

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Okay so it's between All Dogs Go To Heaven, or Too Fast Too Furious.

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If rap snacks give you mad flow, Scooby snacks better make you awesome at figuring out that oh my God, those things that you thought were a zombie and a witch turned out to be two robbers who were looking for a security van that they dumped in the river years ago.

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I think she should hit up Casper the friends-with-benefits ghost.

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