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Have You Guys Seen My Phone?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 15, 2012 at 3:00PM

"Yeah, we're lying on it." -Dog balls.

[via Fail Nation]

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balls

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iPhone

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I See What You Did There

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 15, 2012 at 1:00PM

Sweaty Buttcrack heating service is their sister company.

[via Funny Junk]

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air

conditioning

nipples

sign

stiff

van

Combine These Three?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 15, 2012 at 12:00PM

Yep. That's gonna turn out real nice.

[via Photoshop Troll]

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abs

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combine

guy

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A Kiss On The Cheek Is A Kiss On The Mouth

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 15, 2012 at 10:00AM

Darth Vader's mouth, that is.

[via Isizmile]

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darth

face

tattoo

vader

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Don't Mind Him

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 14, 2012 at 6:00PM

He can try to help all he wants, but she's always gonna have sand in her vagina.

[via The Chive]

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ass

body

butt

castle

create

guy

sand

vagina

woman

One More Picture From The Closing Ceremonies? Okay.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 14, 2012 at 5:00PM

The Spice Girls were on FIRE that night. Unfortunately this guy was in the front row.

[via Picture is Unrelated]

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burnt

ceremonies

closing

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The Real Jack And Rose

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 14, 2012 at 3:00PM

Wanna know what movie magic is? Casting.

[via Izismile]

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actors

attractive

dawson

Hollywood

jack

rose

Back To School

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 14, 2012 at 2:00PM

Now all you need are hangers. And a Trapper Keeper.

[via Imgur]

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back

pregnancy

school

store

test

wtf

Ooh, Me! Pick Me! I Know The Answer!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 14, 2012 at 1:00PM

Because God doesn't love you.

[via Izismile]

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book

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Bumper Stickers Are Insightful 100% Of The Time

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 14, 2012 at 10:00AM

Just don't put hot sauce on it, or you'll never get your 675th BJ in return.

[via I Heart Chaos]

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bumper

chicken

insightful

pussy

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