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A bar in Minnesota has installed a pregnancy test dispenser in the women's bathroom.
Accordingly, the men's bathroom now has a "gun with a single bullet" dispenser.
[via The Mary Sue]
Yesterday at a campaign rally in Cincinnati, a man was photographed urinating on a hill behind President Obama.
Or as I call it, "filling in the yellow ballot."
The rest of the president's campaign stops will now take place slightly closer to some bushes.
[via nymag]
'Cause mine's all, "Tax cuts for the rich!!"
And I'm just like, "Shut up and eat these blended peas!"
[via It Makes No Sense]
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